Sunday, June 26, 2011

Vacation: Day 3 - Yankee Boy Basin...

We got up this morning rather late by our standards, had a little breakfast, and then walked over to the Riverside Inn to pick up our rental jeep.  It was quite a different experience than the usual rental pickup, as Angela and Rodney (who helped us) seemed more like friends than counter clerks.  The whole process was both pleasant and painless, not a hitch anywhere in the process.  Within 30 minutes or so, after Rodney walked us through a familiarization, we were driving out in our jeep.  We took an easy and familiar road today (the road to Yankee Boy Basin, which is where I took the shot at right), partly to let me get familiar with the “feel” of this machine that is so much smaller than the LandCruiser I'm most familiar with.  After a few miles, I was feeling pretty confident in it.

Our overwhelming impression from today's trip was water.  This year's heavy snowpack is melting, and the runoff is visible everywhere.  Every cleft in the mountains has a stream in it.  Streams we remember as rivulets a foot or two wide are raging rivers.  Water is sluicing off the mountainsides from places that don't look like likely sources of water at all.  Forests have turned into marshlands, some of them with a foot or more of standing water.  It's nothing at all like the dry-floored forests we remember from our visit a few years ago.

Yankee Boy Basin is mostly above 11,000', and it's too early for it to be in bloom.  We see a super-abundance of plant life bursting out of the ground, but very little is in bloom.  We did see some, though, as you can see in the photos below.

As far as wildlife, all we saw today were marmots.  Lots of marmots.  We also saw a few deer.  We did see a very few birds (mostly crows), but no lizards or snakes, and no other mammals.  I'm guessing it's still too early in the season...

We also took a couple of short side trips, just to see what was open.  First we tried to go up to Governor Basin, but we were turned around in short order by snow drifting over the road.  Then we drove for a mile or so down the road to Imogene Pass, which was clear but wet (nothing hard to get through, though).  We'll be coming back to both areas before the trip is over.

Ok, now for the plant and flower photos.  There are only a few of these that I can identify...














Vacation: Day 2...

Made it to Ouray after a beautiful day's drive and sight-seeing – but it's late, and we're tired.  Also a little cranky, as the cabin wasn't open as promised, and we had to scramble for over an hour to locate someone to let us in.  Furthermore, the cabin itself is a bit disappointing – not awful, but not what we thought we were getting based on the description.

But we're here, we're unloaded, we've made a local friend already (more on that later), and now we're headed for bed.  More tomorrow, with photos...


Update (6/26/2011):


We left Cedar City at 4 am.  The only place to get coffee at that hour was the local 24-hour McDonald's, so we grabbed a cup and hit the road.  The road to Cedar Breaks was open, so we headed up there; dawn was just lightening the sky as we arrived.  We spotted a porcupine along the drive, scurrying away from the road.  In the dim light he was sort of ghostly looking – his light-colored spines looked like a cloud moving around him.  


Coming down the mountain to the northeast of Cedar Breaks, we passed through some beautiful lake and farm country.  At one spot, we saw some happy cows munching away on grass and flowers, amongst steaming streams and ponds.  This was just before sunrise, and the lighting made for a very attractive scene.

Then we headed down to Panguitch, a sleepy little farm town, and saw something most unexpected: a hot-air balloon rally.  We like the Smokey Bear balloon (at left in the photo at right)...


After that we headed past Bryce Canyon and down to Escalante town, just before crossing the Escalante Staircase country.  There we had a great cup of espresso to wake us up, and in the same shop purchased a replacement hat for my old Tilley hat (which had ripped when I put it on this morning).  The staircase country is one of my favorite parts of Utah.  I can't quite put my finger on exactly why, and certainly not everybody sees it the same way (Debbie, for instance, would be quite happy to skip it altogether).  But I do love it.  There's something about the beautiful contrasts of off-white and red rock with the bright green foliage from the water-rich canyons that just grabs me.  The photo at right is a great example of the vistas that I love the best...


Then we zoomed through Capitol Reef National Park, where I really hated to be in a hurry.  It was still early morning, and the lighting was just beautiful.  But hurry we did, through the park and down to Hanksville, up to the I-70 and through Green River, melon capital of the U.S.  We drove through town looking for melon sellers, but apparently it's too early in the season; there wasn't a one to be seen.  Oh, well.  Then more zooming down to Moab, a brief stop for Debbie to do some turquoise shopping, and then a loop to the west and then south of the La Sal Mountains, place of many previous adventures of ours.  We continued east into Colorado.


There the highway drops suddenly down into a long, broad valley full of farms.  We're not sure what the name of this valley is, but it's the start of some farm country that we really enjoy driving through.  Many of the little towns look like they're stuck in the '50s, and they're chock full of earnest, pleasant, hard-working people.  Along the way through this valley we saw an honest-to-goodness cattle drive, complete with 4 or 5 cowboys on horses, a half-dozen working dogs, and a whole mess of steer.  Lots of hamburger on the hoof!  We were so enjoying watching the cattle drive that I completely forgot to snap a few photos!  We passed through the town of Bedrock (Post Office below), and saw lots of a beautifully backlit grass.  


After that, it was zoom, zoom, zoom all the way to Ouray.  Well, first there was a detour to Montrose for some shopping (groceries and a few four-wheeling supplies), then down to our cabin in Ouray.



This is when our beautiful day started to go downhill.  We had warned the innkeeper that we'd be arriving late, and we had arranged for the cabin to be left unlocked for our arrival.  But when we got there – at 9 pm on Saturday – we found it locked up tight.  The property managers didn't answer their phone, and the message I left got us nowhere.  I left email; same result.  We had nothing else to go on, so we thought we were in big trouble.


We wandered across the street to the Riverside Inn, hoping that they were the ones taking care of the property.  They weren't, unfortunately.  But they were very sympathetic, and immediately offered to provide us with a room to hold us, our dogs, and our rapidly-warming groceries.  We were on the verge of accepting their offer when it occurred to me that I had a name of someone who lived in Ouray who was associated with the cabin.  I asked Angela at Riverside Inn if she could help me locate this person, and she whipped out the Ouray phone directory (a single sheet of paper!) and found my person.  She dialed the number for me and shortly I was connected with the very person I'd been trying to reach for the preceding hour.  This person was disbelieving that our cabin was locked, but she came down (not enthusiastically by any means) and unlocked it – we were in!  Then we spent the next couple of hours unloading the truck, unpacking, and generally settling in.  We were disappointed that the cabin wasn't a standalone unit as we'd expected, but rather a quad (four "cabins" in a single building).  We didn't get to bed until nearly midnight, and we were grumpy.  But at least we had our cabin...

Friday, June 24, 2011

Vacation: Day 1...

Today was a big push of a drive: Jamul to Cedar City, Utah.  We went straight up the I-15, and if you know that route than you know we saw little of interest until we got past Los Vegas and into Arizona.  There the Virgin River Canyon was quite pretty, with more water than we've seen before (presumably the record snow packs melting).

On the way up, we stopped at Baker to fuel up the truck, walk the dogs – and to get gyros and stuffed grape leaves at the Mad Greek's (excellent!).  We had one scare on the way up, as we were headed up the Virgin River Canyon – just in front of us, a truck was pulling a stock trailer with two axles and loaded with one animal (horse or cow, we couldn't see which).  We were perhaps 50 feet behind him when his right trailer tire exploded with a loud bang, and pieces of tire shredded off and flew all over.  We managed to miss all the debris.  To our surprise, the driver kept right on going at 70 mph!  We pulled up alongside and Debbie signaled the driver that his tire had exploded; he nodded his understanding and kept right on going.  Several miles later, never slowing down, he finally pulled off.  Sheesh!

The scenic hilight of the day was a trip down Kolob Canyon.  The panorama at right (click to enlarge) gives you some idea of the country we were driving through.  This canyon is actually the northern reaches of Zion, and is part of the same national park.  It's only a five mile drive off the I-15, and (unlike the main part of Zion) it's uncrowded.

The globe mallow at left was common all along the drive.  It puts our local San Diego species to shame for showiness.  There were great expanses (up to about an acre) of solid mallow, all in bloom, in several places.

At right is another panorama, this time taken vertically.  It shows one particular peak in the Kolob, and everything between me and it.

After settling into the hotel (a pet-friendly Super 8 that is otherwise completely unremarkable), we set off to find ourselves some dinner.  We found a winner: Milt's Stage Stop, a few miles east of town on State 14.  This is a steak and seafood joint.  After looking over the menu, we both decided on seared ahi topped with a mixture of sun-dried tomatoes, mushrooms, capers, garlic, spinach, and millet.  Absolutely delicious!  The salad bar was great (especially the pickled beets – best I've had in years), and the dinner rolls were outstanding (especially the German-style black bread).  Yum!  

Now we're off to bed, to get ready for a 4 am launch tomorrow morning...

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Helene...

Helene is one of the Trojan moons of Saturn.  The Cassini robotic explorer recently captured this image of it (as always, click to enlarge).  APOD has it in the form of a 3-D (anaglyph) image

Seven years into its mission, Cassini is still going strong – a wonderful example of what NASA could be doing instead of wasting money on purposeless manned space flight...

Steyn on Free Speech...

Mark Steyn's opinions frequently clash with those of Andrew Bolt (aka Bolta), the Australian newspaper columnist.  But there's one thing they share: they've both been sued for something they said.  Here Mark defends Andrew's right of free speech, despite their differences in beliefs – which is, after all, the very point of free speech.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Hansen Near Exposure?

NASA scientist James Hansen is one of the most egregious self-promoters in the AGW movement.  Some ten years ago, his blatant posturings raised the first questions in my mind about the integrity of climate change science, and the AGW proponents in particular.

This morning I read that a watchdog group has filed suit against NASA, claiming that it is withholding documents that show Hansen has accepted over $1M in unethical compensation – from the same groups that profit by his public statements about AGW.  From the article:
In a lawsuit filed Tuesday in Washington, D.C., a group claims NASA is withholding documents that show James Hansen failed to comply with ethics rules and financial disclosures regarding substantial compensation he earned outside his $180,000 taxpayer-paid position as director of the Goddard Institute for Space Studies.

"Hansen's office appears to be somewhat of a rogue operation. It's clearly a taxpayer-funded global warming advocacy organization," said Chris Horner, a co-founder of The American Tradition Institute, which filed the lawsuit. "The real issue here is, has Hansen been asking NASA in writing, in advance, for permission for these outside activities? We have reason to believe that has not been occurring."

The lawsuit claims Hansen privately profited from his public job in violation of federal ethics rules, and NASA allowed him to do it because of his influence in the media and celebrity status among environmental groups, which rewarded him handsomely the last four years.
Let's hope the suit has some success, and we all get to see what this guy has been doing to climate science...

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

There Once Was...

Via Amy L.:
There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a perverted demeanor
Forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one weiner leaner

Monday, June 20, 2011

Beautiful Chaparral Morning...

The dogs and I were out for a walk at 3:15 am.  A two-thirds moon hung in the clear southern sky, brightly lighting everything around us – no flashlight needed this morning.  The moonlight washed out most of the stars, but a bright planet was low in the northeast, and I could make out most of Ursa major (the Big Dipper).  Won't be long now before I start seeing Orion in the morning...

The dogs behaved normally until we were about halfway down our driveway.  Just as I detected a funny scent, all four dogs went on full alert and started straining at the leash, trying to pull me down the hill (and damned near succeeding!).  They had spotted a skunk, smack in the middle of our driveway, about 20 feet away.  The skunk looked mildly perturbed, held his ground for a minute, then slowly ambled down the hill toward our gate.  As soon as he left our yard, the dogs all acted like someone had flipped a switch – they went straight back to their normal behavior, as though the skunk had never existed.  Dogs surely do live in the moment...

This Friday Debbie and I leave on a vacation to the San Juan Mountains in southwestern Colorado.  We're just about fully prepared; all we have to do is pack and take off.  We have broadband Internet access at all the places we're staying, so with any luck at all I'll be able to post daily, including photographs...

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Father's Day Quote...

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.

Mark Twain

Wonder how much he's learned in the next 38 years? Happy Father's Day, dad...

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Awesome...

Yes!

Friday, June 17, 2011

The New Moonbeam...

Our very own Governor Moonbeam (Jerry Brown) vetoed the wacky (but typical, unfortunately) state budget his Democratic compadres passed. I have to give him credit for honoring his pledge to veto any budget that included accounting “tricks” and more debt. The budget sent to him contained plenty of both, and he vetoed it. Kudos!

Now let's see if the Democrats and Republicans can get together on a budget that includes some serious spending cuts. So far we have an impasse: the Democrats are refusing to substantially cut spending, and the Republicans are refusing to increase taxes...

Another Ticket...

Via reader Dave H.:
Another Presidential Ticket

Rumor has it that Anthony Weiner is going to run for president.
He has chosen attorney general Eric Holder as his running mate.
Get your Weiner-Holder bumper stickers early, before they are all gone.

The Platform...

I miss Reagan's style and humor...


A Simple Plan...

From my mom:
Brilliant in its simplicity...

A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.
D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.

Damn - I love it when a plan comes together.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Is a New Ice Age on the Way?

Short answer: nobody really knows.

The news of some scientists predicting the possibility of a new “little Ice Age” broke a few days ago.  I didn't post anything right away, as I wanted to read up on both the original story and reactions to it.  Here's my summary, after reading a lot of articles:
  • All the report really says is that what's being observed today looks an awful lot like what little we know about the beginning of the Maunder Minimum.

  • The authors of the report then speculate about the possibility that this indicates we're about to enter such a period.

  • It would take several years of consistently low sunspot counts before we could really say with any certainty that this was happening.

  • The pro-AGW crowd is quite predictably reacting negatively to this potential destruction of their world view.  I'd expect nothing else.  But just because they're predictable doesn't mean they're wrong.
Debbie and I own property in Southern California and in Northern Idaho.  If we really did enter a new little Ice Age, I wonder what that would do to property values?  Idaho surely would become less attractive.  Southern California I'm not so sure about – it probably depends to a large extent about what reduced temperatures would do to rainfall...

Life Expectancy in the U.S...

The Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation (IHME) has a fascinating interactive map that shows the changes in life expectancy over time.  At right I took a screenshot of the most recent data (green is good, red is bad).  I'm fascinated by how much regional difference there is even in a country as homogenous as the U.S.

If you visit their map page, play with the sliders at the bottom to select the period of time you're interested in...

Mercury, via MESSENGER...

MESSENGER has now spent more than one Mercury year (88 Earth days) in orbit, doing solid science.  Recently it made an adjustment to its orbit, bringing its closest approach to just 200 km high.  Some recent imagery is at right (click to enlarge), in false color, via APOD.  By all reports, MESSENGER is doing exactly what its science team had hoped it would do, and all of its systems are (in NASA-speak) “nominal”.

Long-time readers would be disappointed if I didn't include here my usual rant about the effectiveness (and glory!) of unmanned space exploration, as compared to the utter waste and uselessness of the current and proposed manned space program...

Libyan Rebels and Their Weapons...

The Libyan rebels aren't (at least to my knowledge) being supplied by anyone with a regular supply of weaponry and ammunition.  They're up against a relatively well-equipped regular Libyan Army and Air Force.  What do you do in such a situation?  You improvise, and improvise they have – like the homemade armored car at right...

Moon's Motion...

A very nice time-lapse video showing (in particular) how much the moon “wobbles” due to our changing perspective of it:


ORM: the Anti-Pattern?

Interesting post about the pros and cons of ORM (Object-Relational Mapping).  I have lots of experience using both ORM frameworks and roll-your-own flavor, and just one experience using a key-value store.  I've never tried a hybrid approach, but my one experience with a key-value store got me thinking that way...

Introversion...

One of the best collections of facts about introverts I've seen, all in clear layman's terms.  This resonates very strongly with me, each and every point...

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Playing With the New Camera...

The photo below is of the entrance to the building where I work.  The subject matter isn't particularly interesting, but the context is: I took this photo at about 4:30 am, long before sunrise, with no flash.  There was no moon.  The only lighting is the landscape lighting.  This is possible because the camera's sensitivity can be set as high as ISO 6400 (this photo was taken at ISO 5000, lens wide open, shutter speed 1/60th). 

Awesome.

Force-Feed State Machines...

Generally my peers think I'm pretty weird (and that's an objective of mine!).  There are a few things about my development likes and dislikes that stand out to them, and are a frequent source of odd looks and sadly shaking heads as my peers ponder my deteriorating mental condition.  One of these is my attraction to regular expressions.  Another is my fondness for finite state machines.

Here's someone who shares my appreciation of the latter, so much that he recommends forcing developers to use them!

Myself, I wouldn't go that far.  For me, a developer's understanding of, and use of, state machines is more an interesting metric of their ability to make software that works reliably in the real world, as that's one of the things that state machines are very good at...

Cool Couette...

Awesome demonstration of laminar flow.  Unless you already know about Couette cells, you probably won't know why this is cool until the very end of the video...


I Take Some Comfort In This...

Older developers are better, at least by some measures...

Monday, June 13, 2011

Oh, How I Want to Build One of These...

...only much bigger, of course.  Perhaps with 16 bit registers and 32 bit accumulators!





How can you not love a place called “Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories”?

Hard Disk Cost...

To myself and a few of my friends, the chart at right brings back a lot of memories.  We used to work for Stac (where the Stacker disk compression utility was developed).  In the early '90s, we noted the steep decline in the cost per megabyte of disk storage, and wondered what that meant to the future of disk compression.  We concluded that disk cost was trending toward free (quite rapidly!), and that when disks were free, the value of disk compression would approach zero.  Then we thought about the implications of “free” disk space, and what sort of software might leverage it.  We came up with the notion of backing up to disk (instead of the then-pervasive tape backup), and the idea of compressing the data from many computers through what is today called “de-duplication”.   Unfortunately for us, and for many reasons, we never figured out how to turn that idea into a lucrative business.

Here's something that looks very much like an updated version of the chart we created back in the early '90s:


Matt Komorowski is the fellow who put this data together.  He also calculated the regression equation (at right).  He pointed me to another trove of data on historical disk storage costs

Reading through all this stuff was a real trip down memory lane for me...

Cassini Mission...

A nice video summary of one of my favorite robotic space explorers:

CASSINI MISSION from Chris Abbas on Vimeo.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Fire in Lawson Valley...

...and way too close to home!  But there were several pieces of good news in this experience...

Our neighbors Jim and Michelle B. called me around 3:15 pm with the news that there was a fire directly across the valley from us.  At right (click to enlarge) you can see the scene from our front yard.  The mountain in the distance is Viejas Mountain; the fire is almost due north of us.  The wind was blowing toward the northeast, away from us and up onto a small peak that's in Cleveland National Forest.  The reddish color is from the retardant dropped just before I snapped this photo, by the tanker plan exiting stage left.

Forty-five minutes later, the fire appeared to be out, with just smoldering embers remaining.  As I write this, the command plane is still circling but there's no other aerial activity.  At the peak of the battle, there were at least two helicopters and two tanker planes fighting the fire, a ground crew on the scene, and a command plane circling overhead.  It was a very impressive demonstration of our firefighting capability, and a far cry from what we saw four years ago.  As you might imagine, we find this quite comforting.  Loveland Reservoir has more water in it than it has had for years, and it's right over that ridge that sits in front of Viejas Mountain.  The helicopters and planes were cycling back and forth between the reservoir and the fire quite quickly.  Another comforting factor!

The black bordered area on the map below shows my best estimate of where the fire was located.

Palo Verde Tree...

... in our front yard.

Monkey-Flowers...

...in my yard.  I just love these things!

Corte Madera and Espinosa Creek...

As the crow flies, Corte Madera is only about 12 miles from our house.  To drive there, though, means taking about 40 miles of paved roads and 3 miles of four-wheel drive roads.  This year, because of all the rains this winter, the road was badly eroded – and we ended up turning around at a place where it looked riskier than we cared to attempt in our 16-year-old Land Cruiser.  The best part of the trip started near the peak of Los Pinos, right near where the paved road ends.  Here's what we saw from there (click to enlarge):


All of these photos were taken with my new camera, which I'm still learning how to use.  The panorama above was ridiculously easy to make: I just told it to take a panorama, and swept the horizon with the shutter release held down.  The camera did the rest!  The only post-production work I had to do was to add the labels you see.  The small size of the camera takes some getting used to for me – I'm used to a (much) larger Canon SLR.  Of course virtually all the controls are in different places.  I think so far the biggest surprise for me is just how easy everything is – there are lots of automation features (like the panorama capability) that my older cameras never had.  once I learn these well enough for them to be second nature, I believe this camera will be substantially easier to use than my SLR.

At right is a topo map of that last part of the trip.  Corte Madera is the steep slope near the top center of the map.  It's famous locally amongst bird watchers as a prime nesting site for several common raptors.  The sign at left (found at the saddle just before the final westward leg of our drive) gives a brief description of these.  We saw some nice displays of flowers along this last leg, but our enjoyment was somewhat damped by the hordes of nasty biting flies.  We've noted the same thing in our yard this year; for some reason (I'm guessing weather-related) there are far more flies than we normally see.  Some of the flowers we saw:


On the drive out, we had one more interesting encounter: a gopher snake winding his way across the road right in front of his. This was down low, very close to where the road to Los Pinos passes close to Lake Morena. He wasn't too happy about me sticking my camera in his face!

Friday, June 10, 2011

No Words Required – Just Watch...

The Future of Marketing...

If this is the future of marketing, then I love it!  This ad for a movie theater has been viewed by several million people, and the company who created it spent nothing to place it.  I, and about a bazillion other bloggers, have done it for them. 

I haven't been to a movie theater in over ten years.  Might even be twenty years.  My last experience was so awful that I haven't even considered going back. 

If I visit Austin, Texas again, I might just make a point of visiting this theater – just to see what people with the attitude displayed in this ad might have built.  I might like it!

Brilliant ad!

The Great Over-or-Under Debate...

I would never have guessed that so much energy had been expended on the burning question of the orientation of a roll of toilet paper on its holder.  I don't know whether to marvel at the ingenuity and passion of mankind, or to despair for various and sundry reasons.  The vector sum of all this is approximately: “Oh, my.”

Click on the image at right to see it in its full, er, glory...

(Very) Geeky Joke Collection...

From protolol.  Example:
“The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them.”

– eigenrick

Surprise! Or, How I Learned to Love Magnetic Foam...

The Voyager robotic spacecraft are still doing great science work, some 34 years after they were launched.  Scientists interpreting the data from the energetic particle and flow instruments have deduced that the two spacecraft are traveling through a “foamy” (i.e., filled with bubbles) magnetic field environment – a most unexpected finding.

You've heard me rant about this many times before, but one more time can't hurt: these robotic space explorers return far more scientific bang for the buck than our manned space program has ever dreamed about doing.  I'd love to see us dramatically reform our government-paid space program.  I'd be an enthusiastic proponent of something like this: cut NASA's budget by 80%, immediately abandon all manned space programs and anything related to them, and focus exclusively on robotic space exploration with specific scientific objectives.  Manned space exploration should be left to the commercial interests, if there are any...

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Found in a Grocery Store Parking Lot...

Steak and lobster.  Lots of it.  Sounds absolutely wonderful.


Look what they're apparently having to drink with this food.  Farookin' Mountain Dew?  120 cans of the stuff?


But wait a minute!  My tax dollars are paying for someone else to eat this?

This is so wrong on so many levels.

I hear ads on the radio imploring people to sign up for food stamps.  The ads carefully explain that just because you have a job and are making money doesn't mean you can't qualify for food stamps.  They also explain that just because you pay income taxes doesn't mean you can't qualify, either. 

I wonder what does disqualify you?  I have a job.  I pay income taxes.  Can I get free lobster and steak, too?  But if drinking Mountain Dew is part of the deal, then count me out.

Seriously for a moment – how can we fix insanity like this?  I can only think of one way: throw all  the bums out of political office, and start over with a collection of randomly selected ordinary citizens.

That ain't gonna happen, I know.  But it's the only solution I can think of (short of an actual revolution) that stands a chance of working...

The Circle Game...

Reader Larry E. writes:
So a commission was put together to come up with a better way of teaching proper nutrition…. Cause the government is really good at that of course. So they spend a few million dollars and come up with the brilliant idea of using a … circle … yes a circle … cause it looks like a plate. In some of the articles I ran across they reminded us why government shouldn’t be doing this. The original food pyramid was modified after complaints from the cattle industry etc. that it made their products look bad. So nutrition by lobby…. Want to bet there was some of that this time too? Nice way of pulling in the belt there Mr. President…
If you know about the history of the federal government's nutrition recommendations, then you already know that there's very little science involved.  Take a healthy dollop of the current nutrition fads, add another health dollop of current financial pressures, and finally add the sheer idiocy that only politicians are qualified to bring ... and you'll have something like a “food pyramid” or our latest offering: at www.choosemyplate.gov

As if that wasn't bad enough, can you believe the ugly background color they chose?

Q.  Is there anything the government couldn't screw up?
A.  No.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

ISS and Space Shuttle...

Reader Paul H. sends this along: a Russian Soyuz captured photos of the ISS and the space shuttle Endeavour together.  We don't normally see photos like this, as generally they're either photos of ISS taken from the space shuttle, or vice versa.

Here are many more photos of this encounter and a nice story on it.

Hospital Chart Bloopers...

Allegedly these statements all appeared on actual hospital charts.  I have no way of verifying this, but who cares?  Via my mom:
The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

She is numb from her toes down.

While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

The skin was moist and dry.

Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.

Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. (OMG! that is some examination)

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

Skin: somewhat pale but present.

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

Veterans Treated Like Rock Stars!

There's a city that throws a celebration every year (and a bigger one every five years) to honor the U.S. military.  But it's not a U.S. city ... it's the city of Pilsen, in the Czech Republic.  The celebration marks the city's liberation from the Nazis in WWII.  The photo at right was taken by Rick, who attended in 2010.  Note the flags.  Many more of Rick's photos here...

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The Obama Approach...

Via reader Dave H.:
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher.

Little Mary was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Mary" said the teacher

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!" Then I would say,"It is dog crap. Wanna' buy a toothbrush?" "I used the Obama approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."

Puyehue Eruption...

A great collection of photos of the Puyehue volcano erupting in southern Chile...

Iranian Plane Crash...

A mid-air crash a couple years ago took out their only AWACS-capable aircraft.  This clip, apparently taken from a nearby tanker aircraft, captures the aftermath...

Monday, June 6, 2011

67 Years Ago Today...

...the Allies landed 160,000 troops on the beaches of Normandy, beginning the prolonged assault against Hitler that would lead to his downfall.

Without the courageous action of these troops (and those of our Soviet then-ally in the East), the world today would be a very different place.

The numbers of our WWII veterans are rapidly dwindling, as these brave men and women are now in their 80s and 90s (my own father amongst them).

Anyone who has read much history knows just how large a debt we owe these soldiers.  Each year on this date I pause to reflect about that; this morning it will be the subject of my thoughts on my commute into work.  But this much I can say without any thought at all:
Thank you, WWII veterans.  Thank you for your service, your courage, and your perserverance.  This much younger American is profoundly grateful...

Depressing Chart of the Day...

Much more here.

Don't Tell Me that My City is Dying!

What a great music video, and set to one of my favorite songs (Don McLean's American Pie)!  This is Grand Rapids' response to a Newsweek article calling it a “dying city”.  As my longtime readers know, I don't much care for any city – but I sure do like the spirit of these folks!  To read the whole backstory, go here and click on “Show more”.  Meanwhile, just watch, listen, and enjoy!


Sunday, June 5, 2011

Fujifilm FinePix X100...

When Debbie and I first planned our imminent vacation (back in December), I decided that this time I was going to bring along a point-and-shoot camera.  This thought came from two things: the desire for a decent camera small enough for me to carry everywhere on the trip, and the evolution of digital cameras to the point where a great camera could be made in a very small form factor.

So I did my research, not having kept up all that much with camera development.  I settled on a camera that was due for release in March, but had been extensively previewed and reviewed: the Fujifilm FinePix X100.  It looked like everything I wanted: high-quality, well-constructed, small, and simple – but capable of some very fancy photography when I wanted it.  I placed my pre-order, happy to wait until March.  That would give me plenty of time to get familiar with it before our vacation.

Then came the earthquake.  Amongst the more trivial of its effects was the delay of shipments on my camera.  Until yesterday, I still had no idea when it might show up.  Just a few days ago, Debbie and I discussed an alternative plan: I'd buy a readily available, less expensive point-and-shoot camera for the trip, and she'd use it for her dog shows afterwards. 

But yesterday afternoon I got a very nice email: my camera was being shipped, and should arrive on June 8 (next Wednesday).  They couldn't have timed this much more closely – I'll have the camera for just two weeks before leaving on vacation! 

I've got some practicing to do...

Chaparral Morning...

Debbie and I slept in a bit this morning; I didn't get outside with the dogs until dawn brightened the eastern sky.  The valley was gorgeous – wisps of mist here and there, as the evening humidity hit its peak. 

The normal summer cycle out here in the high desert chaparral is for high humidity at night (often 100%) and extremely low humidity (usually under 5%) during the day.  The transitions, both at night and in the morning, are extremely fast, driven by the sun's power disappearing at night and reappearing in the morning.  One result: it's common for us to see these beautiful morning mist and fog effects.

Our yard is full of things to see, hear, and smell.  The palo verde tree in our front yard is erupting into bloom.  Wildflowers, especially monkeyflowers, are out all over the place.  Because of our winter rains, all the native plants are showing very strong new growth.  I see manzanitas with as much as 5 inches of new growth, a very large amount for them.  The mosses on the rocks are still tinged with green, leftover from the rain last week.  That won't last long, though – another few days and they'll look like black paint on the rocks. 

The pines we recently trimmed look very different than they did.  Now the lowest branches are 20 feet or more high, and there are elegant trunks in plain sight.  The biggest impact, though, is that the hillside formerly hidden behind the pine branches is now fully exposed to view – a lovely vista of Mother Nature's art, with rocks that a sculptor would envy, a half-dozen mature manzanitas shamelessly displaying their red trunks, deep green ceanothus bushes, and splashes of wildflowers here and there.  The dominant wildflowers are the pale orange monkeyflowers, in perhaps a dozen bunches covering a total of about 100 square feet.  Lovely things, they are.

And then there's the early morning smells, one of my favorite things about the chaparral.  In the morning there's usually a gentle downhill breeze, with cool, moist air drifting down to the valleys.  Many of the chaparral plants – but most especially the sages – have sharp and distinct smells.  In the main, these are pleasant and attractive smells.  They are at their absolute best on these early mornings, being carried to my nose by the wafting air, and enhanced by the high humidity.  This morning they were superb.

As usual, the three brown dogs were fully absorbed in the odiferous universe.  They never saw the covey of quail running away, about 50 feet to our west.  Nor did they see the baby rabbit hopping frantically up the hill from us.  Racer, focused on a pine cone he captured, completely ignored the smells.  He saw both the quail and the rabbit, and went on full alert very briefly – just long enough to decide that the pine cone was more fun.

Debbie's “down the hill” in Bonita today, competing with Miki and Racer in an agility meet.  Just talked with her on the phone; she saw lots of wildlife today on the drive out of our valley.  She also had news that seems more important to us now that we're soon going to drive several thousand miles: the price of gasoline at the Steele Canyon 7/11 has now dropped to below $4 a gallon ($3.99, to be precise).  It's been a while since we've seen that...

Whatever Happened to the Successors of...

...the minstrel poets of my youth (Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Carole King, Joan Baez, etc., etc.)?

I'm sitting here in 2011 listening to Joni Mitchell's Clouds, an album I first listened to over 40 years ago, in the late '60s.  So far as I'm aware, there's nothing like that sort of poetic music, with meaningful and thought-provoking lyrics, being produced today.  Am I just unaware of it?  Or is it really that much out of fashion today?
Rows and flows of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feather canyons everywhere
I've looked at clouds that way

But now they only block the sun
They rain and snow on every one
So many things I would have done
But clouds got in my way

I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's cloud illusions that I recall
I really don't know clouds at all

...
My parents thought of Joni Mitchell as radical, and would not let me play her albums in our house. I had a record player (with a tube amplifier and electrodynamic speakers!) set up in an old chicken shack that we converted to an electronic workshop for me. There I could play all that radical music, like Joni Mitchell, Simon & Garfunkel, and (gasp) Three Dog Night!

Steyn on Weiner...

Classic Mark Steyn piece.  A sample:
It's the political class doing all this relentless "work for the American people" that's turned this country into the brokest nation in the history of the planet, killed the American Dream and left the American people headed for a future poised somewhere between the Weimar Republic and Mad Max. So, if it's a choice between politicians getting back to work for the American people or Tweeting their privates round the planet, I say, Tweet on, MacDuff. Tough on our young college ladies. But, as Queen Victoria advised her daughter on her wedding night, lie back and think of England. Download and think of America.

Friday, June 3, 2011

The Ugly American...

Via my mom, this revised version of an oldie-but-goodie:
The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.

There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

You hold the fork in the wrong hand.

You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

The Traffic Stop...

Via my mom (who has some idea what to do with a .357 revolver):
The Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over pick-up truck owner Mike Murphy for a weapons check because of an NRA bumper sticker.

When the officer approached the vehicle, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's license, insurance card and concealed carry permit. The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said, "Mr. Murphy, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, "Yes I do. I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at Mike and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes. I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 in the trunk."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Murphy, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?"

Mike locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a fucking thing!!!"
There are many unafraid people in the hills of East San Diego...

President's Day...

Via my mom:
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?"
He said "It's President's Day!"

He is a smart kid.

I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.

He replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

You know, it really hurts when coffee spurts out your nose...

Obama, Fish, and the Debt Ceiling...

Here's the conclusion of Peggy Noonan's piece in the WSJ today:
Barack Obama is different, not a political practitioner, really, but something else, and not a warm-blooded animal but a cool, chill character, a fish who sits deep in the tank and stares, stilly, at the other fish.

He doesn't know how to confuse his foes with "outreach," with phone calls, jokes, affection. He doesn't leave them saying, as Reagan did, "I just can't help it, I like the guy." And because he can't confuse them or reach them they more readily coalesce around their own explanation of him: socialist, destroyer.

This isn't good, and has had an impact on the president's contacts with Republicans. And it's added an edge to an emerging campaign theme among them. Two years ago I wrote of Clare Booth Luce's observation that all presidents have a sentence: "He fought to hold the union together and end slavery." "He brought American through economic collapse and a world war." You didn't have to be told it was Lincoln, or FDR. I said that Mr. Obama didn't understand his sentence. But Republicans now think they know it.

Four words: He made it worse.

Obama inherited financial collapse, deficits and debt. He inherited a broken political culture. These things weren't his fault. But through his decisions, he made them all worse.
A “stilly” fish. Ouch...

Oh, Noz! We're Running Out of Hydrocarbon Fuels!

Uh, not so much...

I've been talking about this for years on this blog, and so have many other people.  But when the facts even percolate up to a liberal bastion like Slate, then you know the facts have won the day...

The SSDs are Coming...

...and it looks like they're going to be great!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Il Silenzio...

Via my mom:


Home Prices...

Down again.  Below is the latest update of the Case-Shiller index.  It's good news if you're buying a house, bad news if you're selling...

Budgets and Debt Ceiling...

The Washington Post has a couple of primers on the current budget plans before Congress and the history of the debt ceiling.  If you don't know this stuff, go study.