Friday, April 27, 2012

It Takes One to Know One...

Via my mom:
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me. I just love it.”

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, “No kidding. I'm a Congressman too. What district are you from?”

A Blooming Time-Lapse Show...

Via my mom:

A Bush League President...

That's Peggy Noonan's pun of a title for her latest column up at the WSJ...