If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Henry Cate, VII
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union Speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, they go out and buy some more tunnel.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
Charles de Gaulle
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
There ought to be one day – just one – when there is open season on senators.
If you want a real friend - that you can trust in Washington - go buy a dog!
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Quotes of the day... Via reader Simi L., some great ones:
this article, one gets the idea that these folks are taking the very first steps. I can easily imagine our dogs getting the hang of these devices, and very quickly, too. I'd love to see their reaction when they realize they can actually “tell” us something! So often it seems like our dogs are trying to say something, but we're too dumb to figure it out...