Monday, June 4, 2012

Obama's Revised Proverb...

Via my lovely bride:
Original Proverb:
“Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish… and you feed him for a lifetime.”

Revised Proverb:
“Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of unemployment checks, a cell phone, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs, contraceptives, and designer Air Jordan shoes … and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.”

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Remember all the frightening stories from a few months ago, with environmentalist wackos wringing their hands as they described the polar ice caps disappearing, taking away all polar bear habitat and generally foreseeing the end of the world?

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