Saturday, March 15, 2014

Honest slogans for college majors...

Honest slogans for college majors...  Via friend and former colleague Aleck L.  An example (one of many):
Latin: because useful is overrated.
Ha!

Awkwardly sleeping dogs...

Awkwardly sleeping dogs...  Bunches of them, via friend and former colleague Aleck L...

An artist amongst us...

An artist amongst us...  Reader, former colleague, friend, and now budding artist Larry Enger writes to tell me that some of his paintings and drawings will be hanging in a gallery starting later today:
Coastal Artisan Galleria
427 South Coast Highway
Oceanside, CA  92054
I've posted a couple of his works here.  Many of them are of desert scenes that could be right out of landscapes that Debbie and I have seen in our travels...

Nothing new under the sun...

Nothing new under the sun...  Neighbor and reader Marisa S. sends along this little poem.  It would be current today, describing That One and his progressive administration – but look closely (click on the thumbnail to embiggen) and you'll see that this poem was written all the way back in 1949.

Oh, my...

Nice swing...

Nice swing...  These people are insane!

Terrifying close calls...

Terrifying close calls...  Nobody (and no animals) get hurt in any of the incidents in this video – but there are many unbelievably close calls...

California leads the way...

California leads the way ... in inept, inefficient, money-wasting bureaucracies.  I'd weep for my state, but I've mentally already moved to Utah.  Which, of course, doesn't have this problem ... or many other similar ones...

Spazzo dog...

Spazzo dog...  Via “Rachel Lucas”...

First sniff...


First sniff...  Via “Rachel Lucas”...

Can science ever be “settled?”

Can science ever be “settled?”  Great post by Ethan Siegel...

Top ten scientists of the thirteenth century...

Top ten scientists of the thirteenth century...  I had only heard of four of these men, and only two of them did I know much about – and reading about the history of science is one of my favorite things!  So much to learn...

Nothing important has happened since 1970...

Nothing important has happened since 1970...  Well, not in software systems, any way.  So says David Dalrymple, who concludes:
I find that all the significant concepts in software systems were invented/discovered in the 15 years between 1955 and 1970. What have we been doing since then? Mostly making things faster, cheaper, more memory-consuming, smaller, cheaper, dramatically less efficient, more secure, and worryingly glitchy. And we’ve been rehashing the same ideas over and over again. 
He also asserts that there were just 8 significant developments in software systems, and all happened between 1955 and 1970.  It's an intriguing list:
  1. The programming language
  2. The operating system
  3. Interactivity
  4. Transactions
  5. Garbage collection
  6. Virtualization
  7. Hypermedia
  8. Internetworking
Being ancient and venerable, I've worked on several of the original systems he cites, and several more early exemplars.  For quite a few years now, it's been a challenge for me to understand the context that younger software engineers operate in.  In my last few jobs, nearly all my colleagues started engineering (actually, were born) after all eight of these had been discovered and had permeated the engineering development environments.  Most of them, for instance, have never seen a computer without an operating system that virtualizes at least memory, or one that doesn't include networking capability.

He also makes the point that the same ideas keep resurfacing as if new, with just the packaging changed – something I've noted myself...

An insider's view of a dysfunctional Federal bureaucracy...

An insider's view of a dysfunctional Federal bureaucracy...  David Wright was, until last month, the Director of the Office of Research Integrity, part of the Department of Health and Human Services.  Here's his resignation letter, which pulls no punches at all:
2/25

Dr. Howard Koh, M.D.

Assistant Secretary for Health

Dear Howard:

I am writing to resign my position as Director, Office of Research Integrity, ORI/OASH/DHHS

This has been at once the best and worst job I’ve ever had. The best part of it has been the opportunity to lead ORI intellectually and professionally in helping research institutions better handle allegations of research misconduct, provide in-service training for institutional Research Integrity Officers (RIOs), and develop programming to promote the Responsible Conduct of Research (RCR). Working with members of the research community, particularly RIOs, and the brilliant scientist-investigators in ORI has been one of the great pleasures of my long career. Unfortunately, and to my great surprise, it turned out to be only about 35% of the job.

The rest of my role as ORI Director has been the very worst job I have ever had and it occupies up to 65% of my time. That part of the job is spent navigating the remarkably dysfunctional HHS bureaucracy to secure resources and, yes, get permission for ORI to serve the research community. I knew coming into this job about the bureaucratic limitations of the federal government, but I had no idea how stifling it would be. What I was able to do in a day or two as an academic administrator takes weeks or months in the federal government, our precinct of which is OASH.

I believe there are a number of reasons for this. First, whereas in most organizations the front-line agencies that do the actual work, in our case protecting the integrity of millions of dollars of PHS-funded research, command the administrative support services to get the job done. In OASH it’s the exact opposite. The Op-Divs, as the front-line offices are called, get our budgets and then have to go hat-in-hand to the administrative support people in the “immediate office” of OASH to spend it, almost item by item. These people who are generally poorly informed about what ORI is and does decide whether our requests are “mission critical.”

On one occasion, I was invited to give a talk on research integrity and misconduct to a large group of AAAS fellows. I needed to spend $35 to convert some old cassette tapes to CDs for use in the presentation. The immediate office denied my request after a couple of days of noodling. A university did the conversion for me in twenty minutes, and refused payment when I told them it was for an educational purpose.

Second, the organizational culture of OASH’s immediate office is seriously flawed, in my opinion. The academic literature over the last twenty-five years on successful organizations highlights several characteristics: transparency, power-sharing or shared decision-making and accountability. If you invert these principles, you have an organization (OASH in this instance), which is secretive, autocratic and unaccountable.

In one instance, by way of illustration, I urgently needed to fill a vacancy for an ORI division director. I asked the Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary for Health (your deputy) when I could proceed. She said there was a priority list. I asked where ORI’s request was on that list. She said the list was secret and that we weren’t on the top, but we weren’t on the bottom either. Sixteen months later we still don’t have a division director on board.

On another occasion I asked your deputy why you didn’t conduct an evaluation by the Op-Divs of the immediate office administrative services to try to improve them. She responded that that had been tried a few years ago and the results were so negative that no further evaluations have been conducted.

Third, there is the nature of the federal bureaucracy itself. The sociologist Max Weber observed in the early 20th century that while bureaucracy is in some instances an optimal organizational mode for a rationalized, industrial society, it has drawbacks. One is that public bureaucracies quit being about serving the public and focus instead on perpetuating themselves. This is exactly my experience with OASH. We spend exorbitant amounts of time in meetings and in generating repetitive and often meaningless data and reports to make our precinct of the bureaucracy look productive. None of this renders the slightest bit of assistance to ORI in handling allegations of misconduct or in promoting the responsible conduct of research. Instead, it sucks away time and resources that we might better use to meet our mission. Since I’ve been here I’ve been advised by my superiors that I had “to make my bosses look good.” I’ve been admonished: “Dave, you are a visionary leader but what we need here are team players.” Recently, I was advised that if I wanted to be happy in government service, I had to “lower my expectations.” The one thing no one in OASH leadership has said to me in two years is ‘how can we help ORI better serve the research community?’ Not once.

Finally, there is another important organizational question that deserves mention: Is OASH the proper home for a regulatory agency such as ORI? OASH is a collection of important public health offices that have agendas significantly different from the regulatory roles of ORI and OHRP. You’ve observed that OASH operates in an “intensely political environment.” I agree and have observed that in this environment decisions are often made on the basis of political expediency and to obtain favorable “optics.” There is often a lack of procedural rigor in this environment. I discovered recently, for example, that OASH operates a grievance procedure for employees that has no due process protections of any kind for respondents to those grievances. Indeed, there are no written rules or procedures for the OASH grievance process regarding the rights and responsibilities of respondents. By contrast, agencies such as ORI are bound by regulation to make principled decisions on the basis of clearly articulated procedures that protect the rights of all involved. Our decisions must be supported by the weight of factual evidence. ORI’s decisions may be and frequently are tested in court. There are members of the press and the research community who don’t believe ORI belongs in an agency such as OASH and I, reluctantly, have come to agree.

In closing, these twenty-six months of service as the Director of ORI have been a remarkable experience. As I wrote earlier in this letter, working with the research community and the remarkable scientist-investigators at ORI has been the best job I’ve ever had. As for the rest, I’m offended as an American taxpayer that the federal bureaucracy—at least the part I’ve labored in—is so profoundly dysfunctional. I’m hardly the first person to have made that discovery, but I’m saddened by the fact that there is so little discussion, much less outrage, regarding the problem. To promote healthy and productive discussion, I intend to publish a version of the daily log I’ve kept as ORI Director in order to share my experience and observations with my colleagues in government and with members of the regulated research community.

I plan to work through Tuesday March 4, 2014 and then use vacation or sick days until Thursday March 27 (by which time I will have re-established health care through my university) and then end my federal government service.

Sincerely,

Christie caves to lobbyists...

Christie caves to lobbyists...  You may have heard this story already, though probably with a different headline.  Earlier this week, Governor Chris Christie signed a bill that forbids Tesla Motors from selling their cars direct to consumers, without a dealer being involved.  The proffered reason is risible: that it was for consumer protection.  The real reason is obvious to all: the dealers didn't want to be cut out of the action, and the dealer's association is a very powerful and wealthy lobby.  Essentially, they bought their desired outcome – and they will benefit, not New Jersey's consumers.

Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla Motors, has posted a characteristically excellent explanation of all this in the form of an open letter to the people of New Jersey.

One can't help but admire the libertarian underpinnings of Elon Musk's letter.  I agree with all of it.  But I will note something here that Mr. Musk does not: there is a whiff of hypocrisy about the tone of his explanation, and I don't mean because his company is negatively affected here.  Mr. Musk is basically complaining about the government intervening on behalf of his adversaries (the dealers) in this case – but he fails to mention that the profit of his company (Tesla Motors) is completely dependent on another form of government intervention in the marketplace, with his company as the beneficiary.  How?  There's a good explanation here of one form which provided 12% of Tesla's gross revenues last year, and Tesla's own web site lists the direct (tax credits) incentives provided by both the federal and state governments.

Mr. Musk is having it both ways: on the one hand, he wants the government to butt out of his sales process – and on the other hand, he's happily accepting the (substantial) cash benefits that government policies about electric cars provide.  He's a libertarian of convenience, at best...