...and way too close to home! But there were several pieces of good news in this experience...
Our neighbors Jim and Michelle B. called me around 3:15 pm with the news that there was a fire directly across the valley from us. At right (click to enlarge) you can see the scene from our front yard. The mountain in the distance is Viejas Mountain; the fire is almost due north of us. The wind was blowing toward the northeast, away from us and up onto a small peak that's in Cleveland National Forest. The reddish color is from the retardant dropped just before I snapped this photo, by the tanker plan exiting stage left.
Forty-five minutes later, the fire appeared to be out, with just smoldering embers remaining. As I write this, the command plane is still circling but there's no other aerial activity. At the peak of the battle, there were at least two helicopters and two tanker planes fighting the fire, a ground crew on the scene, and a command plane circling overhead. It was a very impressive demonstration of our firefighting capability, and a far cry from what we saw four years ago. As you might imagine, we find this quite comforting. Loveland Reservoir has more water in it than it has had for years, and it's right over that ridge that sits in front of Viejas Mountain. The helicopters and planes were cycling back and forth between the reservoir and the fire quite quickly. Another comforting factor!
The black bordered area on the map below shows my best estimate of where the fire was located.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Corte Madera and Espinosa Creek...
As the crow flies, Corte Madera is only about 12 miles from our house. To drive there, though, means taking about 40 miles of paved roads and 3 miles of four-wheel drive roads. This year, because of all the rains this winter, the road was badly eroded – and we ended up turning around at a place where it looked riskier than we cared to attempt in our 16-year-old Land Cruiser. The best part of the trip started near the peak of Los Pinos, right near where the paved road ends. Here's what we saw from there (click to enlarge):
All of these photos were taken with my new camera, which I'm still learning how to use. The panorama above was ridiculously easy to make: I just told it to take a panorama, and swept the horizon with the shutter release held down. The camera did the rest! The only post-production work I had to do was to add the labels you see. The small size of the camera takes some getting used to for me – I'm used to a (much) larger Canon SLR. Of course virtually all the controls are in different places. I think so far the biggest surprise for me is just how easy everything is – there are lots of automation features (like the panorama capability) that my older cameras never had. once I learn these well enough for them to be second nature, I believe this camera will be substantially easier to use than my SLR.
At right is a topo map of that last part of the trip. Corte Madera is the steep slope near the top center of the map. It's famous locally amongst bird watchers as a prime nesting site for several common raptors. The sign at left (found at the saddle just before the final westward leg of our drive) gives a brief description of these. We saw some nice displays of flowers along this last leg, but our enjoyment was somewhat damped by the hordes of nasty biting flies. We've noted the same thing in our yard this year; for some reason (I'm guessing weather-related) there are far more flies than we normally see. Some of the flowers we saw:
On the drive out, we had one more interesting encounter: a gopher snake winding his way across the road right in front of his. This was down low, very close to where the road to Los Pinos passes close to Lake Morena. He wasn't too happy about me sticking my camera in his face!
All of these photos were taken with my new camera, which I'm still learning how to use. The panorama above was ridiculously easy to make: I just told it to take a panorama, and swept the horizon with the shutter release held down. The camera did the rest! The only post-production work I had to do was to add the labels you see. The small size of the camera takes some getting used to for me – I'm used to a (much) larger Canon SLR. Of course virtually all the controls are in different places. I think so far the biggest surprise for me is just how easy everything is – there are lots of automation features (like the panorama capability) that my older cameras never had. once I learn these well enough for them to be second nature, I believe this camera will be substantially easier to use than my SLR.
At right is a topo map of that last part of the trip. Corte Madera is the steep slope near the top center of the map. It's famous locally amongst bird watchers as a prime nesting site for several common raptors. The sign at left (found at the saddle just before the final westward leg of our drive) gives a brief description of these. We saw some nice displays of flowers along this last leg, but our enjoyment was somewhat damped by the hordes of nasty biting flies. We've noted the same thing in our yard this year; for some reason (I'm guessing weather-related) there are far more flies than we normally see. Some of the flowers we saw:
On the drive out, we had one more interesting encounter: a gopher snake winding his way across the road right in front of his. This was down low, very close to where the road to Los Pinos passes close to Lake Morena. He wasn't too happy about me sticking my camera in his face!
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Friday, June 10, 2011
The Future of Marketing...
If this is the future of marketing, then I love it! This ad for a movie theater has been viewed by several million people, and the company who created it spent nothing to place it. I, and about a bazillion other bloggers, have done it for them.
I haven't been to a movie theater in over ten years. Might even be twenty years. My last experience was so awful that I haven't even considered going back.
If I visit Austin, Texas again, I might just make a point of visiting this theater – just to see what people with the attitude displayed in this ad might have built. I might like it!
Brilliant ad!
I haven't been to a movie theater in over ten years. Might even be twenty years. My last experience was so awful that I haven't even considered going back.
If I visit Austin, Texas again, I might just make a point of visiting this theater – just to see what people with the attitude displayed in this ad might have built. I might like it!
Brilliant ad!
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The Great Over-or-Under Debate...
I would never have guessed that so much energy had been expended on the burning question of the orientation of a roll of toilet paper on its holder. I don't know whether to marvel at the ingenuity and passion of mankind, or to despair for various and sundry reasons. The vector sum of all this is approximately: “Oh, my.”
Click on the image at right to see it in its full, er, glory...
Click on the image at right to see it in its full, er, glory...
(Very) Geeky Joke Collection...
From protolol. Example:
“The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them.”
– eigenrick
Surprise! Or, How I Learned to Love Magnetic Foam...
The Voyager robotic spacecraft are still doing great science work, some 34 years after they were launched. Scientists interpreting the data from the energetic particle and flow instruments have deduced that the two spacecraft are traveling through a “foamy” (i.e., filled with bubbles) magnetic field environment – a most unexpected finding.
You've heard me rant about this many times before, but one more time can't hurt: these robotic space explorers return far more scientific bang for the buck than our manned space program has ever dreamed about doing. I'd love to see us dramatically reform our government-paid space program. I'd be an enthusiastic proponent of something like this: cut NASA's budget by 80%, immediately abandon all manned space programs and anything related to them, and focus exclusively on robotic space exploration with specific scientific objectives. Manned space exploration should be left to the commercial interests, if there are any...
You've heard me rant about this many times before, but one more time can't hurt: these robotic space explorers return far more scientific bang for the buck than our manned space program has ever dreamed about doing. I'd love to see us dramatically reform our government-paid space program. I'd be an enthusiastic proponent of something like this: cut NASA's budget by 80%, immediately abandon all manned space programs and anything related to them, and focus exclusively on robotic space exploration with specific scientific objectives. Manned space exploration should be left to the commercial interests, if there are any...
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Found in a Grocery Store Parking Lot...
Steak and lobster. Lots of it. Sounds absolutely wonderful.
Look what they're apparently having to drink with this food. Farookin' Mountain Dew? 120 cans of the stuff?
But wait a minute! My tax dollars are paying for someone else to eat this?
This is so wrong on so many levels.
I hear ads on the radio imploring people to sign up for food stamps. The ads carefully explain that just because you have a job and are making money doesn't mean you can't qualify for food stamps. They also explain that just because you pay income taxes doesn't mean you can't qualify, either.
I wonder what does disqualify you? I have a job. I pay income taxes. Can I get free lobster and steak, too? But if drinking Mountain Dew is part of the deal, then count me out.
Seriously for a moment – how can we fix insanity like this? I can only think of one way: throw all the bums out of political office, and start over with a collection of randomly selected ordinary citizens.
That ain't gonna happen, I know. But it's the only solution I can think of (short of an actual revolution) that stands a chance of working...
Look what they're apparently having to drink with this food. Farookin' Mountain Dew? 120 cans of the stuff?
But wait a minute! My tax dollars are paying for someone else to eat this?
This is so wrong on so many levels.
I hear ads on the radio imploring people to sign up for food stamps. The ads carefully explain that just because you have a job and are making money doesn't mean you can't qualify for food stamps. They also explain that just because you pay income taxes doesn't mean you can't qualify, either.
I wonder what does disqualify you? I have a job. I pay income taxes. Can I get free lobster and steak, too? But if drinking Mountain Dew is part of the deal, then count me out.
Seriously for a moment – how can we fix insanity like this? I can only think of one way: throw all the bums out of political office, and start over with a collection of randomly selected ordinary citizens.
That ain't gonna happen, I know. But it's the only solution I can think of (short of an actual revolution) that stands a chance of working...
The Circle Game...
Reader Larry E. writes:
As if that wasn't bad enough, can you believe the ugly background color they chose?
Q. Is there anything the government couldn't screw up?
A. No.
So a commission was put together to come up with a better way of teaching proper nutrition…. Cause the government is really good at that of course. So they spend a few million dollars and come up with the brilliant idea of using a … circle … yes a circle … cause it looks like a plate. In some of the articles I ran across they reminded us why government shouldn’t be doing this. The original food pyramid was modified after complaints from the cattle industry etc. that it made their products look bad. So nutrition by lobby…. Want to bet there was some of that this time too? Nice way of pulling in the belt there Mr. President…If you know about the history of the federal government's nutrition recommendations, then you already know that there's very little science involved. Take a healthy dollop of the current nutrition fads, add another health dollop of current financial pressures, and finally add the sheer idiocy that only politicians are qualified to bring ... and you'll have something like a “food pyramid” or our latest offering: at www.choosemyplate.gov
As if that wasn't bad enough, can you believe the ugly background color they chose?
Q. Is there anything the government couldn't screw up?
A. No.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
ISS and Space Shuttle...
Reader Paul H. sends this along: a Russian Soyuz captured photos of the ISS and the space shuttle Endeavour together. We don't normally see photos like this, as generally they're either photos of ISS taken from the space shuttle, or vice versa.
Here are many more photos of this encounter and a nice story on it.
Here are many more photos of this encounter and a nice story on it.
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Hospital Chart Bloopers...
Allegedly these statements all appeared on actual hospital charts. I have no way of verifying this, but who cares? Via my mom:
The patient refused autopsy.
The patient has no previous history of suicides.
Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
She is numb from her toes down.
While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
The skin was moist and dry.
Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. (OMG! that is some examination)
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
Skin: somewhat pale but present.
The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Veterans Treated Like Rock Stars!
There's a city that throws a celebration every year (and a bigger one every five years) to honor the U.S. military. But it's not a U.S. city ... it's the city of Pilsen, in the Czech Republic. The celebration marks the city's liberation from the Nazis in WWII. The photo at right was taken by Rick, who attended in 2010. Note the flags. Many more of Rick's photos here...
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
The Obama Approach...
Via reader Dave H.:
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher.
Little Mary was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Mary" said the teacher
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!" Then I would say,"It is dog crap. Wanna' buy a toothbrush?" "I used the Obama approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."
Iranian Plane Crash...
A mid-air crash a couple years ago took out their only AWACS-capable aircraft. This clip, apparently taken from a nearby tanker aircraft, captures the aftermath...
Monday, June 6, 2011
67 Years Ago Today...
...the Allies landed 160,000 troops on the beaches of Normandy, beginning the prolonged assault against Hitler that would lead to his downfall.
Without the courageous action of these troops (and those of our Soviet then-ally in the East), the world today would be a very different place.
The numbers of our WWII veterans are rapidly dwindling, as these brave men and women are now in their 80s and 90s (my own father amongst them).
Anyone who has read much history knows just how large a debt we owe these soldiers. Each year on this date I pause to reflect about that; this morning it will be the subject of my thoughts on my commute into work. But this much I can say without any thought at all:
Without the courageous action of these troops (and those of our Soviet then-ally in the East), the world today would be a very different place.
The numbers of our WWII veterans are rapidly dwindling, as these brave men and women are now in their 80s and 90s (my own father amongst them).
Anyone who has read much history knows just how large a debt we owe these soldiers. Each year on this date I pause to reflect about that; this morning it will be the subject of my thoughts on my commute into work. But this much I can say without any thought at all:
Thank you, WWII veterans. Thank you for your service, your courage, and your perserverance. This much younger American is profoundly grateful...
Don't Tell Me that My City is Dying!
What a great music video, and set to one of my favorite songs (Don McLean's American Pie)! This is Grand Rapids' response to a Newsweek article calling it a “dying city”. As my longtime readers know, I don't much care for any city – but I sure do like the spirit of these folks! To read the whole backstory, go here and click on “Show more”. Meanwhile, just watch, listen, and enjoy!
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Fujifilm FinePix X100...
When Debbie and I first planned our imminent vacation (back in December), I decided that this time I was going to bring along a point-and-shoot camera. This thought came from two things: the desire for a decent camera small enough for me to carry everywhere on the trip, and the evolution of digital cameras to the point where a great camera could be made in a very small form factor.
So I did my research, not having kept up all that much with camera development. I settled on a camera that was due for release in March, but had been extensively previewed and reviewed: the Fujifilm FinePix X100. It looked like everything I wanted: high-quality, well-constructed, small, and simple – but capable of some very fancy photography when I wanted it. I placed my pre-order, happy to wait until March. That would give me plenty of time to get familiar with it before our vacation.
Then came the earthquake. Amongst the more trivial of its effects was the delay of shipments on my camera. Until yesterday, I still had no idea when it might show up. Just a few days ago, Debbie and I discussed an alternative plan: I'd buy a readily available, less expensive point-and-shoot camera for the trip, and she'd use it for her dog shows afterwards.
But yesterday afternoon I got a very nice email: my camera was being shipped, and should arrive on June 8 (next Wednesday). They couldn't have timed this much more closely – I'll have the camera for just two weeks before leaving on vacation!
I've got some practicing to do...
So I did my research, not having kept up all that much with camera development. I settled on a camera that was due for release in March, but had been extensively previewed and reviewed: the Fujifilm FinePix X100. It looked like everything I wanted: high-quality, well-constructed, small, and simple – but capable of some very fancy photography when I wanted it. I placed my pre-order, happy to wait until March. That would give me plenty of time to get familiar with it before our vacation.
Then came the earthquake. Amongst the more trivial of its effects was the delay of shipments on my camera. Until yesterday, I still had no idea when it might show up. Just a few days ago, Debbie and I discussed an alternative plan: I'd buy a readily available, less expensive point-and-shoot camera for the trip, and she'd use it for her dog shows afterwards.
But yesterday afternoon I got a very nice email: my camera was being shipped, and should arrive on June 8 (next Wednesday). They couldn't have timed this much more closely – I'll have the camera for just two weeks before leaving on vacation!
I've got some practicing to do...
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Chaparral Morning...
Debbie and I slept in a bit this morning; I didn't get outside with the dogs until dawn brightened the eastern sky. The valley was gorgeous – wisps of mist here and there, as the evening humidity hit its peak.
The normal summer cycle out here in the high desert chaparral is for high humidity at night (often 100%) and extremely low humidity (usually under 5%) during the day. The transitions, both at night and in the morning, are extremely fast, driven by the sun's power disappearing at night and reappearing in the morning. One result: it's common for us to see these beautiful morning mist and fog effects.
Our yard is full of things to see, hear, and smell. The palo verde tree in our front yard is erupting into bloom. Wildflowers, especially monkeyflowers, are out all over the place. Because of our winter rains, all the native plants are showing very strong new growth. I see manzanitas with as much as 5 inches of new growth, a very large amount for them. The mosses on the rocks are still tinged with green, leftover from the rain last week. That won't last long, though – another few days and they'll look like black paint on the rocks.
The pines we recently trimmed look very different than they did. Now the lowest branches are 20 feet or more high, and there are elegant trunks in plain sight. The biggest impact, though, is that the hillside formerly hidden behind the pine branches is now fully exposed to view – a lovely vista of Mother Nature's art, with rocks that a sculptor would envy, a half-dozen mature manzanitas shamelessly displaying their red trunks, deep green ceanothus bushes, and splashes of wildflowers here and there. The dominant wildflowers are the pale orange monkeyflowers, in perhaps a dozen bunches covering a total of about 100 square feet. Lovely things, they are.
And then there's the early morning smells, one of my favorite things about the chaparral. In the morning there's usually a gentle downhill breeze, with cool, moist air drifting down to the valleys. Many of the chaparral plants – but most especially the sages – have sharp and distinct smells. In the main, these are pleasant and attractive smells. They are at their absolute best on these early mornings, being carried to my nose by the wafting air, and enhanced by the high humidity. This morning they were superb.
As usual, the three brown dogs were fully absorbed in the odiferous universe. They never saw the covey of quail running away, about 50 feet to our west. Nor did they see the baby rabbit hopping frantically up the hill from us. Racer, focused on a pine cone he captured, completely ignored the smells. He saw both the quail and the rabbit, and went on full alert very briefly – just long enough to decide that the pine cone was more fun.
Debbie's “down the hill” in Bonita today, competing with Miki and Racer in an agility meet. Just talked with her on the phone; she saw lots of wildlife today on the drive out of our valley. She also had news that seems more important to us now that we're soon going to drive several thousand miles: the price of gasoline at the Steele Canyon 7/11 has now dropped to below $4 a gallon ($3.99, to be precise). It's been a while since we've seen that...
The normal summer cycle out here in the high desert chaparral is for high humidity at night (often 100%) and extremely low humidity (usually under 5%) during the day. The transitions, both at night and in the morning, are extremely fast, driven by the sun's power disappearing at night and reappearing in the morning. One result: it's common for us to see these beautiful morning mist and fog effects.
Our yard is full of things to see, hear, and smell. The palo verde tree in our front yard is erupting into bloom. Wildflowers, especially monkeyflowers, are out all over the place. Because of our winter rains, all the native plants are showing very strong new growth. I see manzanitas with as much as 5 inches of new growth, a very large amount for them. The mosses on the rocks are still tinged with green, leftover from the rain last week. That won't last long, though – another few days and they'll look like black paint on the rocks.
The pines we recently trimmed look very different than they did. Now the lowest branches are 20 feet or more high, and there are elegant trunks in plain sight. The biggest impact, though, is that the hillside formerly hidden behind the pine branches is now fully exposed to view – a lovely vista of Mother Nature's art, with rocks that a sculptor would envy, a half-dozen mature manzanitas shamelessly displaying their red trunks, deep green ceanothus bushes, and splashes of wildflowers here and there. The dominant wildflowers are the pale orange monkeyflowers, in perhaps a dozen bunches covering a total of about 100 square feet. Lovely things, they are.
And then there's the early morning smells, one of my favorite things about the chaparral. In the morning there's usually a gentle downhill breeze, with cool, moist air drifting down to the valleys. Many of the chaparral plants – but most especially the sages – have sharp and distinct smells. In the main, these are pleasant and attractive smells. They are at their absolute best on these early mornings, being carried to my nose by the wafting air, and enhanced by the high humidity. This morning they were superb.
As usual, the three brown dogs were fully absorbed in the odiferous universe. They never saw the covey of quail running away, about 50 feet to our west. Nor did they see the baby rabbit hopping frantically up the hill from us. Racer, focused on a pine cone he captured, completely ignored the smells. He saw both the quail and the rabbit, and went on full alert very briefly – just long enough to decide that the pine cone was more fun.
Debbie's “down the hill” in Bonita today, competing with Miki and Racer in an agility meet. Just talked with her on the phone; she saw lots of wildlife today on the drive out of our valley. She also had news that seems more important to us now that we're soon going to drive several thousand miles: the price of gasoline at the Steele Canyon 7/11 has now dropped to below $4 a gallon ($3.99, to be precise). It's been a while since we've seen that...
Whatever Happened to the Successors of...
...the minstrel poets of my youth (Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Carole King, Joan Baez, etc., etc.)?
I'm sitting here in 2011 listening to Joni Mitchell's Clouds, an album I first listened to over 40 years ago, in the late '60s. So far as I'm aware, there's nothing like that sort of poetic music, with meaningful and thought-provoking lyrics, being produced today. Am I just unaware of it? Or is it really that much out of fashion today?
I'm sitting here in 2011 listening to Joni Mitchell's Clouds, an album I first listened to over 40 years ago, in the late '60s. So far as I'm aware, there's nothing like that sort of poetic music, with meaningful and thought-provoking lyrics, being produced today. Am I just unaware of it? Or is it really that much out of fashion today?
Rows and flows of angel hairMy parents thought of Joni Mitchell as radical, and would not let me play her albums in our house. I had a record player (with a tube amplifier and electrodynamic speakers!) set up in an old chicken shack that we converted to an electronic workshop for me. There I could play all that radical music, like Joni Mitchell, Simon & Garfunkel, and (gasp) Three Dog Night!
And ice cream castles in the air
And feather canyons everywhere
I've looked at clouds that way
But now they only block the sun
They rain and snow on every one
So many things I would have done
But clouds got in my way
I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's cloud illusions that I recall
I really don't know clouds at all
...
Steyn on Weiner...
Classic Mark Steyn piece. A sample:
It's the political class doing all this relentless "work for the American people" that's turned this country into the brokest nation in the history of the planet, killed the American Dream and left the American people headed for a future poised somewhere between the Weimar Republic and Mad Max. So, if it's a choice between politicians getting back to work for the American people or Tweeting their privates round the planet, I say, Tweet on, MacDuff. Tough on our young college ladies. But, as Queen Victoria advised her daughter on her wedding night, lie back and think of England. Download and think of America.
Friday, June 3, 2011
The Ugly American...
Via my mom, this revised version of an oldie-but-goodie:
The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.
There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
The Traffic Stop...
Via my mom (who has some idea what to do with a .357 revolver):
The Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over pick-up truck owner Mike Murphy for a weapons check because of an NRA bumper sticker.There are many unafraid people in the hills of East San Diego...
When the officer approached the vehicle, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's license, insurance card and concealed carry permit. The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said, "Mr. Murphy, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"
The driver replied, "Yes I do. I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."
The officer looked at Mike and asked, "Anything else?"
"Yes. I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 in the trunk."
The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Murphy, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?"
Mike locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a fucking thing!!!"
President's Day...
Via my mom:
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?"
He said "It's President's Day!"
He is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
He replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it really hurts when coffee spurts out your nose...
Obama, Fish, and the Debt Ceiling...
Here's the conclusion of Peggy Noonan's piece in the WSJ today:
Barack Obama is different, not a political practitioner, really, but something else, and not a warm-blooded animal but a cool, chill character, a fish who sits deep in the tank and stares, stilly, at the other fish.A “stilly” fish. Ouch...
He doesn't know how to confuse his foes with "outreach," with phone calls, jokes, affection. He doesn't leave them saying, as Reagan did, "I just can't help it, I like the guy." And because he can't confuse them or reach them they more readily coalesce around their own explanation of him: socialist, destroyer.
This isn't good, and has had an impact on the president's contacts with Republicans. And it's added an edge to an emerging campaign theme among them. Two years ago I wrote of Clare Booth Luce's observation that all presidents have a sentence: "He fought to hold the union together and end slavery." "He brought American through economic collapse and a world war." You didn't have to be told it was Lincoln, or FDR. I said that Mr. Obama didn't understand his sentence. But Republicans now think they know it.
Four words: He made it worse.
Obama inherited financial collapse, deficits and debt. He inherited a broken political culture. These things weren't his fault. But through his decisions, he made them all worse.
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Oh, Noz! We're Running Out of Hydrocarbon Fuels!
Uh, not so much...
I've been talking about this for years on this blog, and so have many other people. But when the facts even percolate up to a liberal bastion like Slate, then you know the facts have won the day...
I've been talking about this for years on this blog, and so have many other people. But when the facts even percolate up to a liberal bastion like Slate, then you know the facts have won the day...
Labels:
Oil
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Home Prices...
Down again. Below is the latest update of the Case-Shiller index. It's good news if you're buying a house, bad news if you're selling...
Labels:
Home Prices
Budgets and Debt Ceiling...
The Washington Post has a couple of primers on the current budget plans before Congress and the history of the debt ceiling. If you don't know this stuff, go study.
Labels:
Budget,
Debt Ceiling,
Finance
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
CP/M in Your Browser...
When I think about things like this, it seems to me that we have nearly arrived at the point where a conventional desktop is unnecessary. That's Google's thesis with their ChromeBook, and I'm beginning to think they might actually be right...
What's the Chance...
...that the breath you just took had some molecules of air that were part of Julius Caesar's last breath?
Answer here.
Answer here.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
A Trip to the Mountains...
When we left this morning it was overcast and raining, so I didn't bother taking my camera. That was a bad mistake on my part, as Cuyamaca and Laguna mountains were in bloom – flowers everywhere we went! Bright red penstemmon were perhaps the most common flower we saw, and far more of them than we can recall ever seeing before in our mountains.
We started out by stopping for breakfast at the Descanso Junction Restaurant, where we both had a meal large enough to fuel us for the entire day. After that, we headed north on Boulder Creek Road. The creek was running higher than we've seen it before, and clear. The ford's lower edge is shown at left – if you're familiar with the road, then you know that's much higher than normal.
We stopped there for perhaps 20 minutes, and I took a walk along the north side of the stream, upstream. It was still drizzling, and the plants along the stream were wet, so I was soaked from my hips down. I saw quite a few nice things along the way (below), and I came back smelling strongly of plant I walked through – not sage, but with a similar smell.
Then we drove on up to where the short cut to Eagle Peak Road branches from Boulder Creek Road, and took the shortcut. This turned out to be a beautiful drive, full of wildflowers (especially monkeyflowers and a variety of cheerful, bright yellow wildflowers). The streams all along the road were flowing higher than we've ever seen them.
Once we hit Eagle Peak Road, we headed north and saw something we never expected: a waterfall with water! This is a fairly tall waterfall, 50 feet or more high. There's a rough turnout where you can park and walk south along the bluffs for a great view. The water was pouring over this falls, and in one spot the swiftly falling water was turned 90° to shoot out straight horizontally. It's a most pleasant spot for a little sightseeing.
Then we kept on back up to Boulder Creek Road (where we bought some honey at a roadside honeybox), over the hump on Engineer Road to Cuyamaca Lake, then down the Sunrise Highway to the turn on to Pine Creek Road, down Noble canyon. Along the way we had spectacular displays of many different wildflowers, most especially penstemmon, lupine, snow-on-the-mountain, and fireweed. We also saw redbuds about to bloom – lots of them, right where we thought they'd all be permanently killed by the 2007 fires. The wind had kicked up, gusting to 50 or 60 mph, and clouds were scudding by at this speed just over our heads. This made for really interesting and fast-changing lighting effects that we greatly enjoyed.
Here's our remaining crummy cell-camera photos...
We started out by stopping for breakfast at the Descanso Junction Restaurant, where we both had a meal large enough to fuel us for the entire day. After that, we headed north on Boulder Creek Road. The creek was running higher than we've seen it before, and clear. The ford's lower edge is shown at left – if you're familiar with the road, then you know that's much higher than normal.
We stopped there for perhaps 20 minutes, and I took a walk along the north side of the stream, upstream. It was still drizzling, and the plants along the stream were wet, so I was soaked from my hips down. I saw quite a few nice things along the way (below), and I came back smelling strongly of plant I walked through – not sage, but with a similar smell.
Then we drove on up to where the short cut to Eagle Peak Road branches from Boulder Creek Road, and took the shortcut. This turned out to be a beautiful drive, full of wildflowers (especially monkeyflowers and a variety of cheerful, bright yellow wildflowers). The streams all along the road were flowing higher than we've ever seen them.
Once we hit Eagle Peak Road, we headed north and saw something we never expected: a waterfall with water! This is a fairly tall waterfall, 50 feet or more high. There's a rough turnout where you can park and walk south along the bluffs for a great view. The water was pouring over this falls, and in one spot the swiftly falling water was turned 90° to shoot out straight horizontally. It's a most pleasant spot for a little sightseeing.
Then we kept on back up to Boulder Creek Road (where we bought some honey at a roadside honeybox), over the hump on Engineer Road to Cuyamaca Lake, then down the Sunrise Highway to the turn on to Pine Creek Road, down Noble canyon. Along the way we had spectacular displays of many different wildflowers, most especially penstemmon, lupine, snow-on-the-mountain, and fireweed. We also saw redbuds about to bloom – lots of them, right where we thought they'd all be permanently killed by the 2007 fires. The wind had kicked up, gusting to 50 or 60 mph, and clouds were scudding by at this speed just over our heads. This made for really interesting and fast-changing lighting effects that we greatly enjoyed.
Here's our remaining crummy cell-camera photos...
Post Office's Last Gasps...
The U.S. Post Office's travails were entirely predictable – in fact, they were predicted, by a great many people including me. The reasons are many, and most are easy enough to understand. The simple fact that the Post Office has a half million union workers is almost enough to understand the entire problem. If you're interested in the details, here's a great primer. It focuses on the looming financial crisis, but along the way gives a very accessible description of the myriad ways in which the Post Office is in trouble.
The linked article talks mostly about various “fixes” for the Post Office. The most important reform, however, isn't discussed: removing the U.S. Post Office's government-granted monopoly on first class mail delivery. A dose of competition would result in great delivery of services that people were actually willing to pay for – and an end to the subsidization of the things people don't want (such as junk mail).
The challenge is that a half-million member union is a potent political force. Their ability to make political donations means they can (effectively) buy off the politicians who might consider removing their monopoly. So the reform I advocate isn't particularly likely to be implemented. But I can dream, can't I?
The linked article talks mostly about various “fixes” for the Post Office. The most important reform, however, isn't discussed: removing the U.S. Post Office's government-granted monopoly on first class mail delivery. A dose of competition would result in great delivery of services that people were actually willing to pay for – and an end to the subsidization of the things people don't want (such as junk mail).
The challenge is that a half-million member union is a potent political force. Their ability to make political donations means they can (effectively) buy off the politicians who might consider removing their monopoly. So the reform I advocate isn't particularly likely to be implemented. But I can dream, can't I?
Labels:
Politics,
Post Office
Rain and Changing Plans...
It's the end of May, and we're getting more rain – most unexpected out here in the high desert chaparral. We've only had a few tenths of an inch (about 5 mm), but that's enough to thoroughly wet down our yard and trees. We were planning to burn our brush pile today, and to work more on trimming our pine trees. The rain put the kabosh on those plans!
So we're switching to our backup plan: breakfast at Descanso Junction Restaurant, and a drive in the mountains. Race and Miki will keep us company. Woo hoo!
So we're switching to our backup plan: breakfast at Descanso Junction Restaurant, and a drive in the mountains. Race and Miki will keep us company. Woo hoo!
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Bobcat on a Cactus...
With an amazing backstory. Via reader Jim M.
Labels:
Animals,
Photography,
Wildlife
Thank You, Team 6...
Unknown source, via reader Jim M.:
Thanking Obama for killing Bin Laden is like going into McDonalds and thanking Ronald McDonald for the hamburger. It's the guy cooking the burger that should get the credit, not the clown.
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Obama,
Osama bin Laden,
Quote
Friday, May 27, 2011
Tunny Machine Back in Action!
If you're a technology history junkie like me, you probably know about the Tunny machines. They were an important part of the Bletchly Park efforts that decoded Nazi messages.
The British National Museum of Computing has recently finished building a complete, working replica of a Tunny machine. In the course of doing so, they've now documented exactly how it was built (this documentation didn't exist before they started their work).
This is something I would really like to see. Next time I'm over in England, I've got to make a point of seeing this museum (I've never been there)...
The British National Museum of Computing has recently finished building a complete, working replica of a Tunny machine. In the course of doing so, they've now documented exactly how it was built (this documentation didn't exist before they started their work).
This is something I would really like to see. Next time I'm over in England, I've got to make a point of seeing this museum (I've never been there)...
Labels:
Cryptography,
History,
Technology
Lunokhod I Lives Again!
Well, sort of.
This Soviet achievement in 1969 was completely overshadowed by the American achievement of putting astronauts on the moon. The Soviet moon rover was, however, quite a technical feat in its own right.
Clearly, though, the Soviets needed a dose of design talent. Lunokhod's “washtub look” would have made Stalin quite happy.
While Lunokhod's electronics failed a long time ago, the device itself was recently located by imagery satellites in lunar orbit, and a scientist has now succeeded in bouncing light off the retro-reflectors mounted on Lunokhod's back. With its location now precisely known, Lunokhod's retro-reflectors have now become an important part of a modern science effort. Not bad for a 42 year old piece of space junk!
This Soviet achievement in 1969 was completely overshadowed by the American achievement of putting astronauts on the moon. The Soviet moon rover was, however, quite a technical feat in its own right.
Clearly, though, the Soviets needed a dose of design talent. Lunokhod's “washtub look” would have made Stalin quite happy.
While Lunokhod's electronics failed a long time ago, the device itself was recently located by imagery satellites in lunar orbit, and a scientist has now succeeded in bouncing light off the retro-reflectors mounted on Lunokhod's back. With its location now precisely known, Lunokhod's retro-reflectors have now become an important part of a modern science effort. Not bad for a 42 year old piece of space junk!
Geek Humor...
If you're a developer, this is very funny stuff: how to write unmaintainable code. A sample:
Recycle Your Variables
Wherever scope rules permit, reuse existing unrelated variable names. Similarly, use the same temporary variable for two unrelated purposes (purporting to save stack slots). For a fiendish variant, morph the variable, for example, assign a value to a variable at the top of a very long method, and then somewhere in the middle, change the meaning of the variable in a subtle way, such as converting it from a 0-based coordinate to a 1-based coordinate. Be certain not to document this change in meaning.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Forth...
Here's a discussion about Forth, a programming language blast-from-the-past for me. There was, in the late '70s, a period of time when Forth was the only high-level langauge for microcomputers that actually worked reasonably well for real-world projects. I used it fairly extensively on Z80s, and a bit less on several different Intel single-chip solutions. I liked it a lot - it was very light-wieght, lent itself very well to a serial terminal development environment, and let me build up a library of “stuff” that I could use as tools in different environments. Turbo Pascal was the first practicable alternative I found to Forth, and that wasn't useful in embedded systems. Forth and assembler were the only languages I ever used in that world...
Labels:
Geek,
Programming
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Aging Geek...
Debbie and I are very tired and sore this morning, after spending the weekend working on our pine trees. We've got about two-thirds of the work done now, and the part that we've finished looks great. There's a large pile of pine brush in our front yard, ready for burning next weekend. We burned yesterday, but because we can only burn from 8:15 am to 10:00 am, we couldn't get all that much done. The pile grows larger.
Meanwhile, we exercised – hard – virtually every muscle in our aging bodies. We're paying for it this morning! Oh, the aches and pains! Sure will feel good when this goes away...
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Home
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Amazing Gymnast...
My mom sent this video to me, with a forwarded note that this was the granddaughter of Nadia Comanecci, the amazing Olympic gymnast. Nadia, who won her Olympic gold medal in 1976 at the age of 14, has one child (a five year old daughter) at this writing. This is actually a video of Boyanka Angelova, an accomplished gymnast who is completely unrelated to Nadia. But who cares? It's amazing, and beautiful!
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Gymnastics
Human Stupidity...
An excellent essay. Here's one fragment, titled “The Power of Stupidity”
It is not difficult to understand how social, political and institutional power enhances the damaging potential of a stupid person. But one still has to explain and understand what essentially it is that makes a stupid person dangerous to other people - in other words what constitutes the power of stupidity.As I said: excellent!
Essentially stupid people are dangerous and damaging because reasonable people find it difficult to imagine and understand unreasonable behaviour. An intelligent person may understand the logic of a bandit. The bandit's actions follow a pattern of rationality: nasty rationality, if you like, but still rationality. The bandit wants a plus on his account. Since he is not intelligent enough to devise ways of obtaining the plus as well as providing you with a plus, he will produce his plus by causing a minus to appear on your account. All this is bad, but it is rational and if you are rational you can predict it. You can foresee a bandit's actions, his nasty manoeuvres and ugly aspirations and often can build up your defenses.
With a stupid person all this is absolutely impossible as explained by the Third Basic Law. A stupid creature will harass you for no reason, for no advantage, without any plan or scheme and at the most improbable times and places. You have no rational way of telling if and when and how and why the stupid creature attacks. When confronted with a stupid individual you are completely at his mercy. Because the stupid person's actions do not conform to the rules of rationality, it follows that:
a) one is generally caught by surprise by the attack; b) even when one becomes aware of the attack, one cannot organize a rational defense, because the attack itself lacks any rational structure.
The fact that the activity and movements of a stupid creature are absolutely erratic and irrational not only makes defense problematic but it also makes any counter-attack extremely difficult - like trying to shoot at an object which is capable of the most improbable and unimaginable movements. This is what both Dickens and Schiller had in mind when the former stated that "with stupidity and sound digestion man may front much" and the latter wrote that "against stupidity the very Gods fight in vain."
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Stupidity
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