Friday, March 3, 2006

Hugo and CITGO

The image at right shows Cindy Sheehan in the friendly embrace of Hugo Chavez, the neo-commie “elected” dictator of Venezuela. If you’re not familiar with Hugo, the fact that he treats Cindy Sheehan as an ally speaks volumes — but even worse is Hugo’s buddying up to Fidel Castro, Mohammar Khadafi, and the crazy, vicious, holocaust-denying, Jew-hating President of Iran. Hugo has been running Venezuela as his personal fiefdom, using violent thugs to rig elections or to simply kill his opponents. He is in complete control of his country; in every sense a true dictator.

And Hugo owns CITGO. Lock, stock, and barrel. Because CITGO is 100% owned by PetrĂ³leos de Venezuela S.A., which is a corporation entirely owned by the country of Venezuela.

Just in case you’re not familiar with huggable Hugo, here’s a sample of this nutcase’s rantings:

“Enough already with the imperialist aggression!”, Chavez said, according to the January 31 Caracas Daily Journal, listing countries from Panama to Iraq where the US military has intervened. “Down with the US empire!”

“We need militaries that don’t trample over [us] and that don’t sell themselves to the empire”, Chavez said. “If the empire of the United States thinks to come here and invade Venezuela, you can be certain that the 100-year war will begin and we will defeat the North American empire on this land”, Chavez added, to loud applause.

Lovely. And this guy is right on our doorstep — Venezuela’s coastline is the Caribbean!

There have been calls over the past few months for a boycott of CITGO. I’m generally reluctant to promote boycotts, as it’s all too easy for them to hit unintended targets. In the case of CITGO this is also true, for most of the distributors of CITGO products (such as 7/11) are not Venezuelan companies, and a boycott of CITGO will hit them. But…those distributors have a choice about what products they carry; they can switch to another supplier. And since CITGO itself is a 100% Venezuelan state-owned company, a boycott of CITGO will score a direct hit on Hugo, where it will hurt him the most — his pocketbook ('cause I don’t think we have a good way to kick him in the balls). I couldn’t verify this on the web, but I believe it’s true that the United States is the largest customer for PetrĂ³leos de Venezuela, so a CITGO boycott would definitely have an impact.

Boycott CITGO goods! Examine those gas pumps carefully; many retailers sell CITGO products under their own name, but the pumps are usually labeled somewhere with the actual supplier’s name…

M101

I wonder if Charles Messier ever even imagined that someday his catalog of beautiful objects in the sky could be seen in such detail?

From APOD (of course!):

Big, beautiful spiral galaxy M101 is one of the last entries in Charles Messier’s famous catalog, but definitely not one of the least. About 170,000 light-years across, this galaxy is enormous, almost twice the size of our own Milky Way galaxy. M101 was also one of the original spiral nebulae observed by Lord Rosse’s large 19th century telescope, the Leviathan of Parsontown. Assembled from 51 exposures recorded by the Hubble Space Telescope in the 20th and 21st centuries, with additional data from ground based telescopes, this mosaic of M101 is touted as the largest, most detailed spiral galaxy view ever released from Hubble. The sharp image shows stunning features along the galaxy’s face-on disk of stars and dust along with background galaxies, some visible right through M101 itself. Also known as the Pinwheel Galaxy, M101 lies within the boundaries of the northern constellation Ursa Major, about 25 million light-years away.

If you’re not familiar with Charles Messier and his famous catalog of celestial objects, you might be interested to know more about him. Wikipedia has short articles on both Messier and his catalog. The photo at right is a visual catalog of all 110 “Messier Objects”.

As usual, click on the small photo for a larger view…

Puppy Pictures!

Sheila Miller arranged for a friend to scan her original photos, and somehow an additional picture (of Cosmo, the dad) snuck in. So here are the puppy pictures again, but this time in a bit higher resolution. These have all been processed to bring out as much detail as possible in the puppies, which means in some cases sacrificing the natural contrasts and colors to some extent. Enjoy!

As usual, click on the small picture for a larger view…

Thursday, March 2, 2006

DOPE

Put down your drink before you read this, less you splatter slightly used beverage all over your monitor. This was written by John Stumpf, a former Chief Information Officer, now retired:

Preparatory Work

So it has happened: you have fired up your Dell PC, and - nothing. Or the dreaded “cannot find boot drive” or something like that. Now you are forced into the unenviable position of having to call Dell Off-shore Hardware Support. Look at it as a journey, one on which you will be tested, much like Job or Arthur Dent. You will descend into the ninth circle, but with the proper preparation, tools and attitude, you will return, a better person for it.

First, before you call, prepare. Raid your kids' library and find some simple reading primers along the lines of “See Spot Run.” This will help you speak in non-complex sentences and monosyllabic words.

Make an appointment for that root canal you have been putting off. After what you are about to experience, you will look forward to it.

Buy a speakerphone; it’s tough to stay rational when your neck is cramped.

When you are ready to MAKE THE CALL, go to the bathroom, take an aspirin, get a book or crossword, stock up on water and nibbles (preferably ones with high sugar content and no nutritional value; Twinkies are good). Shoo the kids out of your den; it’s possible that they will hear things that could cause serious psychological issues later.

Do your relaxation exercises; take a sip of water; remember Dan Rather’s closing, “Courage.” And MAKE THE CALL.

What Happens Next

The first thing that you will get is a recorded announcement saying that you can go to support.dell.com online to get help. This is your first test. Refrain from screaming that your PC is broken and you can’t GET to the Internet. This is where it is handy to have a towel to bite on, so your family doesn’t hear you screaming at a recording.

You may also be asked to enter your “Express Service Code.” (The discussion of why you have an “Express” Service Code when you are spending a long time on hold is best put off for another time.)

Eventually you will get to a person. You will tell him/her why you are calling, and most likely you will be told you have to call someone else. They will offer to transfer you, but before they do, GET THE EXENSION NUMBER. This is very important, especially when (not if) you get cut off. Note that it is a seven-digit extension number.

While waiting, pause and ponder the size and complexity of a company that needs an extension number the size of your phone number.

Now you are getting close. You will eventually get to someone who after getting your name, address, problem, and again, Express Service code, will say the magic words, “I can help you with that problem.” You have now contacted a Dell Offshore Personal Expert - a DOPE.

Some notes on this part of the process:

* The DOPE will probably call you by your first name, because he/she wants to be your new best friend.

* He/she will profusely thank you at every step of the way for the same reason.

* He/she will have a notable American name like Patrick, Matthew or even a Shaun. Do not react to this.

But congratulations; YOU HAVE REACHED SOMEONE WHO IS TRYING TO HELP YOU! You reached the ninth circle, and all you have to do is return.

The Return

What happens now will vary depending on your problem. But here are some guidelines for dealing with the DOPES.

* Do not yell at them. Aside from the fact that it is rude, I think the phone system has a volume limiter that will cut you off. Bite the towel instead.

* Do not try sarcasm; DOPES don’t understand it. Again, bite the towel.

* Ditto humor.

* Do not use words like “escalate” or “supervisor.” In my case, they were greeted by a frosty silence. My guess is that they sound like obscenities in the local language.

* Do not ask if there is U.S.-based support. You will be told that there is “no U.S.-based Dell support."

* You may be told that the DOPE will take personal responsibility for your problem. Loosely translated, this means you will never hear from him/her again.

There is Hope

At some point in this process, you may reach a Newly Oriented Dell Off-shore Personal Expert - a NO-DOPE. This is a person that has recently joined Dell who hasn’t been fully trained and therefore will approach your problem in a friendly, knowledgeable and professional manner. He/she will solve your problem in less time than it took to write this.

The moral of the story is to keep trying; eventually you will reach a NO-DOPE.

You Have Done It

See, I told you that you could do it. Let the kids and pets back in, throw out the towel, and start using complex sentences and polysyllabic words again. And late that night, after everyone has gone to bed, break out the 12-year-old stuff, and toast yourself. Tomorrow you can reload all your programs and restore your data from your backup. You do have a backup, don’t you?

(All of the events related here are based on my experience with two incidents. The process was so frustrating that I probably will not buy another Dell. And of course apologies to Dante, Doug Adams, Greek mythology and those at Dell Off-shore Support who are great.)

I can definitely relate to this <smile>…

Kids

As I looked at these images (thanks, Jim — I think…), the thought that came first to mind is that these kids go home to momma and poppa, at least occasionally. I believe I can safely say that I don’t know any parents who would allow their child to do something like this to themselves.

But there must be parents who do. Who are they? Enquiring minds want to know…

These photos reminded me of a personal experience… I used to stay overnight frequently in Lake Forest, California, and in the mornings it was my habit to visit the Starbucks next door to my motel for my coffee. Morning coffee, for me, is a necessity, not a luxury. Many mornings the clerk was a young woman I named “Metal Woman” because she was festooned with metal parts. She was inordinately proud of her metallic accessories — dozens of them on her face and ears, about 10 in her tongue, and suspicious looking bumps nearly everywhere under her clothing. On one memorable visit, Metal Woman was chatting with a non-metallic friend, very casually and openly talking about her metalwork in — ahem — places that aren’t usually discussed in public. I heard quite a few details that I really wish I had never been educated about, such as the hygenic challenges raised by metal piercings frequently bathed in urine.

Somehow my coffee didn’t seem quite so tasty on that morning…

Puppy Pictures!

Is there anything cuter than a puppy? I think not…

These pictures (click for a larger view) are of each puppy in the litter, along with a group photo of Picaboo (the mama) and the whole crowd.

One of these will join our family, but we don’t know which one yet…

I want them all!

The Anti-Cartoon

One of my readers (thanks, Simon!) forwarded the cartoon at right (click for a larger view). It notes — as many writers have — that reaction in the Mulsim world to the now-famous Danish cartoons of Mohammed seems very much out of proportion, and especially so when compared to the utter lack of outrage from the Muslim world to the terrorist actions of the radical Muslims. Where was this outrage when, for example, terrorists bombed the trains in Madrid? While there were Muslim clerics who denounced this bombing (which I’m just picking on as an example), the general reaction of the common person “on the street” in the Islamic world seemed to be somewhere between indifference and delight that the “infidels” had been attacked. And now a cartoon has hundreds of thousands of people enraged to the point where they violently demonstrate?

As TigerHawk has pointed out, there is an asymmetry to this that is both offensive and chilling. It offends our Western sense of fairness, and it is chilling because it reveals the truth under all the posturing: at its core, the Islamic world is not tolerant of non-Muslims, and in fact would be happy if we all just died. I was reminded of this recently as I read that the Muslim youth in Paris who slit the throat of an innocent Jewish boy yelled in joy “I have killed my Jew — now I will go to heaven!” as he danced about on the stairs to his apartment, drenched in the blood of his victim.

His way of speaking truth to power, I suppose…

Wednesday, March 1, 2006

Old Harold

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?” He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.” I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, “An, ID ten T error? What’s that .. in case I need to fix it again?” Harold grinned.... “Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?” “No,” I replied. “Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out."

So I wrote down … I D 1 0 T

I used to like Old Harold.

The Manifesto

And was said very well, indeed. And published in the same Danish paper (Jyllands-Posten) that published the cartoons:

MANIFESTO: Together facing the new totalitarianism

After having overcome fascism, Nazism, and Stalinism, the world now faces a new totalitarian global threat: Islamism.

We, writers, journalists, intellectuals, call for resistance to religious totalitarianism and for the promotion of freedom, equal opportunity and secular values for all.

The recent events, which occurred after the publication of drawings of Muhammed in European newspapers, have revealed the necessity of the struggle for these universal values. This struggle will not be won by arms, but in the ideological field. It is not a clash of civilisations nor an antagonism of West and East that we are witnessing, but a global struggle that confronts democrats and theocrats.

Like all totalitarianisms, Islamism is nurtured by fears and frustrations. The hate preachers bet on these feelings in order to form battalions destined to impose a liberticidal and unegalitarian world. But we clearly and firmly state: nothing, not even despair, justifies the choice of obscurantism, totalitarianism and hatred. Islamism is a reactionary ideology which kills equality, freedom and secularism wherever it is present. Its success can only lead to a world of domination: man’s domination of woman, the Islamists' domination of all the others. To counter this, we must assure universal rights to oppressed or discriminated people.

We reject cultural relativism, which consists in accepting that men and women of Muslim culture should be deprived of the right to equality, freedom and secular values in the name of respect for cultures and traditions. We refuse to renounce our critical spirit out of fear of being accused of “Islamophobia", an unfortunate concept which confuses criticism of Islam as a religion with stigmatisation of its believers.

We plead for the universality of freedom of expression, so that a critical spirit may be exercised on all continents, against all abuses and all dogmas.

We appeal to democrats and free spirits of all countries that our century should be one of Enlightenment, not of obscurantism.

12 signatures

Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Chahla Chafiq

Caroline Fourest

Bernard-Henri Lévy

Irshad Manji

Mehdi Mozaffari

Maryam Namazie

Taslima Nasreen

Salman Rushdie

Antoine Sfeir

Philippe Val

Ibn Warraq

You can add my signature to this.

Hat tip: Michelle Malkin.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Abortion Position

A couple of weeks ago, one of my readers (thanks, Larry!) emailed me a link to a study on how abortion affects the crime rate. He started by saying “Not sure where you stand on abortion…” — and I could hardly believe that, because abortion is one of a few major social issues that ignited my interest in politics a few (ok, many) years ago…

So in this post, I’ll address the study first, and then discuss a bit of my stand on abortion. It’s still one of the most difficult issues for me to wrap my brain around.

The study (which you can download and read here) supports the idea that legalized abortion lowers the crime rate, and hints at that fact as justification for legalized abortion. The study starts with the interesting correllation between abortion becoming legal in the U.S., and the decline in the crime rate starting roughly 18 years later. It continues by examining possible mechanisms and testing them statistically. I can summarize the whole thing rather crudely this way: legalized abortion lowers crime by lowering the number of people in the age group most likely to commit crime, and even importantly, in the socio-economic categories most likely to commit crime. They cite the example that poor blacks commit a disproportionate share of crime; they also have a much higher rate of abortions.

I found the study fairly convincing as to the connection between legalized abortion and reduced crime. James Taranto has made a very similar case (though certainly not as robustly studied) for something he calls the “Roe effect” — the conjecture that legalized abortion leads to fewer liberals, as liberals are the group most likely to choose to abort a baby.

But I did not find the study convincing as justification for legalized abortion. A thought experiment will demonstrate why. Suppose we instituted a new policy: the first time a person was convicted of a crime, they are summarily executed, right there in the courtroom after the verdict is read. How horrible, you say! I’d wager that new policy would get almost no support. And yet, I’m certain that the new policy would result in a much-reduced rate of crime, as we know from decades of rigorous study that the vast majority of crime is committed by repeat offenders.

The fact that a policy results in reduced crime rates does not justify that policy, ipso facto. The policy in the thought experiment would be (hopefully) universally rejected because it is immoral — that the immoral policy has societal benefit is irrelevant to the debate.

I apply the same logic to the question of abortion and conclude that this study is irrelevant to the debate about the morality of abortion.

I can summarize my position on abortion very inexactly this way: I believe abortion is immoral in most circumstances. I have some very fuzzy edges on my thinking, however, which derive from what I’ll call the “timeline dilemma”. I’m certainly not the first to point out this problem. The sophisticated philosophical thinkers will think me provincial and simple as I articulate this, but that’s their problem <smile>. Here’s the timeline dilemma:

Starting at the early end of the timeline…if a couple decides to use contraception to prevent their sexual activity from conceiving a child, do I see any problem with that? No, I don’t. And if I did, I see a classic slippery-slope problem there — for if I thought (as the Catholic Church does) that contraception was immoral, does it not follow rather directly that any conscious avoidance of pregancy by a couple is also immoral? The Catholic Church says the “rhythm method” is ok, but from a moral perspective I see precious little difference between that and using a contraceptive.

Ok, let’s take it the other way, then. If I’m ok with contraceptives, then what about 1 second after conception? Do I see a moral problem with that? Well, truthfully, no — it seems pretty clear that at that point we don’t actually have child there, and aborting a pregancy at that point, from a moral perspective, doesn’t seem substantively different than contraception to me. Remember, I’m not religious, and I’m looking at this as a secular, but moral, person (even though Dr. Laura would say that’s not possible!).

So there’s one end of the timeline. Let’s go to the other end of it — when a child is born. Do I have a moral problem with killing a baby as it lies there screaming in its crib? Yes (despite my frequently saying — in jest, mind you — that I’m with W. C. Fields: I like my children roasted or boiled). Walk it back — do I have a problem killing a baby one second before birth. Well, yes; from that moral perspctive, I see no particular difference between killing the crying baby and killing the one that’s about to be born.

Two ends to the timeline, two different conclusion about the morality of abortion at those points. Now comes the hard part — what about the time in between those ends of the timeline? If I hold different views on the morality of abortion at each end of the timeline, then inescapably there must be a point in between the ends where my viewpoint flips — for this is a binary issue; abortion (at any given moment in time) surely is either immoral or moral; it can’t be “partly moral", for there is no such thing.

Sometimes (as pro-abortionists are wont to emphasize) there are factors that complicate the moral calculus. Suppose the child is the product of a rape? Suppose it is defective in some profound way that renders a useful human life impossible? And so on; there are many such factors that I’m perfectly willing to throw into the equation — and these, combined with the timeline, are what make this such a difficult issue for me.

There are also factors — sometimes allegedly moral factors — that I believe should not be part of the equation at all. I don’t believe that the mother’s economic situation or marriage status helps us reach a decision on the morality of abortion, on the same reasoning that leads me to conclude that a reduced crime rate offers no justification. And while the pregnancy may simply be unwanted by the mother, I see that as a very unfortunate circumstance that doesn’t speak to the morality of abortion at all. Feminists argue — really, they hold it as an article of faith — that women have the moral right to make any choice they want about their own body, and that prior to birth, a baby is just another part of their own body. By that same reasoning, it would be moral for me to decide not to help a dying person I happen upon, if it inconvenienced me. I don’t buy that line of moral reasoning.

So where on the timeline does my moral stance on abortion flip? The uncomfortable truth is that I have no idea how to determine that point. The only certainty I have is that the further along the timeline a preganancy goes, the more (and more) uncomfortable I get with the morality of an abortion.

In the end, I retreat to safety. “Abortion", in this context, is just another word for legalized killing. The only other form of killing widely (but not universally) recognized as both legal and moral is the execution of criminals. There, to assure the morality of our actions and to assuage our consciences, we go to extremes to make certain we make no mistakes. I see no moral alternative to those extremes for so long as the death penalty is legal. And I believe that’s the safe course with abortion as well; hence my position that abortion is “immoral in most circumstances” (and therefore should be outlawed).

By “in most circumstances", I’m most definitely weasling out a bit. For example, in those (fortunately quite rare) cases where a pregnancy would certainly kill the mother, my own moral calculus is that the mother’s right to live trumps the baby’s right to obtain independent life. Clearly someone might reasonably disagree with that; its a moral judgment, not an absolute. It gets fuzzier if the mother is put at risk by the continued pregnancy; now the moral calculus for me is considerably more complex, and I’d want to understand the probabilities before rendering a moral judgment. There are any number of other circumstances that I can imagine as well. For example, imagine a woman was raped, became pregnant, and then was held prisoner for four months before she escaped. I can think of many circumstances (all uncommon) that make it impossible for me to support a flat-out, no-exceptions ban on abortion. But I can think of no circumstances that allow me to think of abortion as a moral choice that women should be able to make independently.

The legal environment I’d like to see would be one in which abortions more than some very short time (say 30 days) after conception were illegal, but in which a process existed for exceptions to be granted. In this hypothetical environment, requests for abortions would be expeditiously heard (for time is very much of the essence in these cases) by a technically qualified judge (or panel, better yet) who explicitly weighed the moral issues of each such case, weighing the rights of the baby and the rights of the mother where they were in conflict. I further believe that the bar for filing for such an exception should be quite high; that evidence of a moral conflict should be part of the requirement.

Watching the political polarization on the abortion issue, I suspect there are only two likely outcomes, even in the long run: either complete laissez faire, as today, or completely outlawing it. I don’t see much chance of the polar extremes working with each other for any sort of a compromise, middle-road approach to the question. Not that my suggestion would be considered a “compromise” by the “pro-choice” crowd…

Rules for Life

Rules for Life:

1. You really need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the duct tape.

2. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

3. And finally, be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan!!!

— —

Tom’s addition for software engineers:

1. You really only need two tools: the delete key and red wine. If your program does something it shouldn’t do, use the delete key. If your program doesn’t do something that it should, drink red wine while coding until the program behaves as it should (or you don’t care).

Artist Soldier

Michael Fay is a Marine soldier, an officer, an accomplished artist, and a blogger. Quite the unusual combination!

At right are five examples of Michael’s work in Iraq (from where he has just returned), published in today’s Wall Street Journal. As Michael says on his blog, this is his 15 minutes of fame, and he seems to be relishing it. Who wouldn’t <smile>?

As usual, click on the small images for a larger view…

Puppy Journal

The puppies are 2-weeks old as of Sunday and have been put into rick rack.

1st born black male = white boy (2 1/2 pounds)

2nd born black male = yellow boy (2 1/4 pounds)

3rd born liver male = green boy (2 lbs, 10 ounces)

4th born liver male = blue boy (2 lbs, 10 ounces)

5th born black female = pink girl (2 3/4 pounds)

6th born liver female = purple girl (2 1/2 pounds)

Whether CBR or FS, every “pink girl” in every litter of mine has grown up and accomplished things in show or performance rings. All those girls were brown. This time around I put the pink rick rack on the black bitch. Not because I am picking her to be the “one” but because she needs the extra luck that goes with pink. She is the only puppy in the litter with clear white. Everyone else has black or liver ticking filling in their muzzles and/or toes. The white comes from both Cosmo and Picabo but the absence of ticking come from Cosmo. :-( I know it is way too early to worry about their color (it can take up to six months for facial white to fill in) but I can’t help but notice how “clean” she is compared to how “dirty” the rest are. Yellow boy, Blue boy, and Purple girl are going to basically be solid-colored dogs with a little white on their throats and chests. White boy might end up with a slight look of gray around his nose (like Picabo - you have to look for it). Green boy and Pink girl are wait and sees.

A lot has happened in the last week. They are up on their feet and wobbling a few steps forward and backward. Their eyes are open and at the very least, pink girl has shown signs of useful vision. I held her today by the window and she turned toward it, then she turned toward me. When Picabo was outside the Dura-Whelp’s gate, she wobbled toward the gate and made the first attempt at climbing over it (a pretty feeble attempt but she stood on three legs and put her other paw on the barrier). They are also very vocal the few seconds they are awake. They don’t cry but they make a baby barking sound.

Sunday was a big day. I took out the pig rails because they were threatening to become lethal. The puppies are now just big enough and mobile enough that they could get their necks caught between the rail and Picabo. I know because I had to rescue a couple of them Saturday night. I made yet another modification to the Dura-Whelp. I bought a piece of white marker board, used the whelping box’s removable door as a pattern, and cut two new door sizes. The doors slide into grooves and close off the opening. There is no inbetween. The gate is open or it is closed. I want the puppies in but I want Picabo to come and go as she pleases. The opening to the door is 7 inches high. I cut a door that now makes the opening 9 inches high. It is still easy for Picabo to step over but I won’t have to worry about escaping puppies this week. Next week will be another story. I made a second door that is 12 inches high. That one will only go in when I notice the puppies trying to get out. Picabo can hop over it but I don’t want her landing on a puppy. My hope is to keep them contained until they are four-weeks old and then move them into the x-pen. I’m not hopeful that they will last that long in the Dura-Whelp. The other big thing that happened on Sunday was that I moved back into my own room. Ahh, to sleep for six uninteruppted hours… The puppies don’t need me and Picabo wanted the bed in that room anyway. :-)

My oh my but I have had to invest a lot of time in that plastic box. I have it sitting on 1 1/2 inches of styrofoam for additional insulation (that will come out when the 12” door goes in), I have added additional Velcro to both the floor and the two pads I purchased. I made two more pads and I have made two replacement doors. I coded the pig rails with a Sharpie so when I use it again, I can line everything up the way I had it this time. The box is guaranteed for three years. That’s funny because it will be at least three years, maybe four before I use it again. :-)

Not much else has happened. Picabo has rejoined the family on our daily walks. I don’t have to supervise her toilet duties anymore. To say she is blowing her coat is an understatement. She scratches herself and oops, she is bald there. It will all grow back nice and black and shiny. I do have the pictures back from last week and I will make an album to put up in the list’s photo file.

Sheila Miller

Wolftree Acres

Nevada, USA

sdmiller@the-onramp.net

http://www.wolftreeacres.homestead.com

Monday, February 27, 2006

Basic Instincts

Chester Finn and Diane Ravitch are senior fellows at Stanford’s Hoover Institution, and former members of the National Assessment Governing Board (NAGB). They are eminently qualified to comment on how we assess our nation’s educational system. In today’s Wall Street Journal ($) they have a grim report:

U.S. students lag behind their peers in other modern nations — and the gap widens dramatically as their grade levels rise. Our high school pupils (and graduates) are miles from where they need to be to assure them and our country a secure future in the highly competitive global economy. Hence, any serious effort at education reform hinges on our setting world-class standards, then candidly tracking performance in relation to those standards. Even when gains are slender and results disappointing, we need the plain truth. Which is why recent attempts by federal and state governments to sugarcoat the performance of students is so alarming.

They go on to document how state education officials — usually acting as politicians, whatever their credentials — have systematically created state criteria set low enough to produce acceptable outcomes (see their chart, reproduced at right). In other words, if the test scores make the kids look uneducated, change the test until you get the results you want! Never mind how poorly the kids are prepared; do the liberal thing and make everybody feel good about it. What a crock!

They further document how this same crowd is attempting to change the focus from how well (or not) our kids are doing compared with those from other countries, to the much different focus of whether the trends are positive are negative. And of course, if you combine test-diddling with trend analysis, you can make anything look good. Again, never mind whether our kids are being educated — instead, let’s just bury all the evidence of the failure of our politicians to deliver the educational goods. Sort of like what the cats do in the litter box after they do their business. Hmmm, interesting visual analogy, that…

Finn and Ravitch catch our education 'leaders' in another piece of self-serving sleight of hand as well: a consistent presentation of “basic” level skills as though they were the goal for our kids, instead of the “proficient” level that was intended. As if setting expectations lower was actually a solution!

They conclude:

Just how demanding is “proficient” anyway? Here’s how NAGB defined it for fourth grade math: “Fourth graders performing at the proficient level should be able to use whole numbers to estimate, compute, and determine whether results are reasonable. They should have a conceptual understanding of fractions and decimals; be able to solve real-world problems in all NAEP content areas; and use four-function calculators, rulers and geometric shapes appropriately.” Is this too much to expect? Hardly. America’s great education problem is that for years we settled for “basic skills” rather than true proficiency. The Bush administration does a disservice to the nation if it tells educators and state officials that “basic” is acceptable. You can be sure that our competitors aren’t doing any such thing.

Recently I read an article (and didn’t save a link, darn it!) that talked about the results of giving a quiz from the San Diego public schools of the early 1900s to modern day students. Just reading the test questions was a real eye-opener — they were genuinely challenging and difficult, and they covered a very broad range of subjects. Students in those days had to pass this test with 80% or better correct in order to graduate (I believe it was a fourth grade test). Fail, and you took fourth grade over again. If my memory is correct, something like 70% of the students passed those tests. Not one of the over 100 modern fourth-grade students given this test achieved even 50% — much less a passing grade. Of course such an isolated example is fraught with problems, but … when it jibes with observation and experience, we can give it some wieght. As in with my experience a few years ago of meeting someone who had graduated from college, and yet had never even heard of Josef Stalin, much less had any understanding of that evil monster.

The Wall Street Journal is the most consistent source of high quality commentary that I know of. Even ignoring the (very high) news value of the WSJ, it’s worth the annual subscription price just for the commentary. Online is cheaper, too. If you’re not a subscriber, you should consider it…

Eagle, Resplendent

From APOD, an image that is extraordinarily beautiful even by their high standards:

Explanation: From afar, the whole thing looks like an Eagle. A closer look at the Eagle Nebula, however, shows the bright region is actually a window into the center of a larger dark shell of dust. Through this window, a brightly-lit workshop appears where a whole open cluster of stars is being formed. In this cavity tall pillars and round globules of dark dust and cold molecular gas remain where stars are still forming. Already visible are several young bright blue stars whose light and winds are burning away and pushing back the remaining filaments and walls of gas and dust. The Eagle emission nebula, tagged M16, lies about 6500 light years away, spans about 20 light-years, and is visible with binoculars toward the constellation of Serpens. The above picture combines three specific emitted colors and was taken with the 0.9-meter telescope on Kitt Peak, Arizona, USA.

As usual, click on the small image for a larger view…

Saturday, February 25, 2006

In My Class

Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “Surely I can’t look that old?"

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face 'was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Lawton Senior High school. “Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a Wolverine.” he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered, “In 1961. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!” I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked, “What did you teach?"

Mercury MESSENGER

It’s been almost a year since I last posted about the MESSENGER mission to the planet Mercury. The long interlude isn’t from lack of interest — there just hasn’t been much happening. That’s because MESSENGER is one of the now-common missions that uses gravitational assists from planets to greatly lower the fuel requirements. In MESSENGER’s case, it will be getting a total of six such gravity assists from planetary flybys: one from Earth (last August), two from Venus (the first one on October 24, 2006), and three from Mercury. Not until 2011 will MESSENGER finally make its orbital insertion burn. Between now and then there’s not much happening, except for those planetary flybys, each of which is planned to generate much good science.

The picture at right was taking on the Earth flyby (click for a larger view).

The planned orbit around Mercury is interesting. From the MESSENGER official web site:

MESSENGER’s orbit about Mercury is highly elliptical (egg-shaped), 200 kilometers (124 miles) above the surface at the lowest point and more than 15,193 kilometers (9,420 miles) at the highest. The plane of the orbit is inclined 80° to Mercury’s equator, and the low point in the orbit is reached at a latitude of 60° north. The low-altitude orbit over the northern hemisphere allows MESSENGER to conduct a detailed investigation of the geology and composition of Mercury’s giant Caloris impact basin - the planet’s largest known surface feature.

About 33% of the spacecraft’s propellant is required for Mercury orbit insertion – the process of placing the spacecraft into its primary science orbit around Mercury. MESSENGER’s thrusters must slow the spacecraft by just over 0.83 kilometers (0.52 miles) per second. As the spacecraft approaches Mercury, the largest thruster must be pointed close to the forward velocity direction of the spacecraft. The first maneuver (lasting about 15 minutes) places the spacecraft into a stable orbit; it also sets up a much shorter cleanup maneuver two to three days later near the orbit’s lowest point.

We’ll be keeping an eye on this mission. In the meanwhile, visit the MESSENGER site for more information.

Cartoonists' Revenge

The ongoing kerfuffle over the notorious Danish cartoons continues. The deliberately provoked violent protests haven’t stopped yet, and I’m not even certain that they’ve slowed down.

There are times that make one wonder about what evil the future might hold…

Meanwhile, some cartoonists are fighting back. They are fighting for their freedom of speech, in their own way: with cartoons, mocking and satirical. Follow the link below to see all twelve of them.

Tip of the hat to Simon M., a reader who forwarded these to me.

Friday, February 24, 2006

How To

From the “Complete Jamulian’s Guide To Happiness":

Men — to keep your woman happy, you just need to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

Without forgetting to:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

While also:

51. giving her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. giving her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. giving her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

And most of all, it is very important:

54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries, and any arrangements she makes

Women: to keep your man happy, you need to:

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food

A Thing of Beauty

For quite a while now, I’ve looked forward to a periodic (automatic) email I receive from Ron Baalke at the Mars Exploration Program. It’s a simple email — just a list of links to particularly interesting new photos from the Mars Global Surveyor. The images here (click for a larger view) are from the latest of those emails.

Like many of our robotic (unmanned) space missions, this one has gathered little public attention (though the scientific community is pretty excited about it!). It just keeps plugging along, delivering remarkable science results month after month. To me these technological marvels rank amongst the most significant accomplishments of mankind, but clearly I’m one of the few who think so <smile>.

The Mars Global Surveyor images have another attribute that sets them apart from the products of many other missions: many of them are quite beautiful, wholly apart from their science value. Click on the thumbnails and see for yourself!

From Malin Space Sciences' Mars Global Surveyor site:

The Mars Global Surveyor (MGS) Mars Orbiter Camera (MOC) first acquired images of Mars during its approach to the red planet in mid-1997. The spacecraft began orbiting Mars in September 1997. Following a period of aerobraking to achieve a nearly-circular, nearly-polar orbit, MGS began systematic mapping operations in March 1999. The primary mission was conducted for one Mars year, through January 2001. An extended mission phase followed. MGS and MOC are currently expected to operate through at least December 2006.

Hundreds of MOC images with captions describing their contents have been compiled and released by the MOC team at Malin Space Science Systems since 1997. The links below provide access to these captioned releases.

The link above takes you to the home page for the entire archive of MGS/MOC images made publicly available. It’s quite overwhelming; one could spend hours and hours up there…