Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Rules for Life

Rules for Life:

1. You really need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the duct tape.

2. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

3. And finally, be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan!!!

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Tom’s addition for software engineers:

1. You really only need two tools: the delete key and red wine. If your program does something it shouldn’t do, use the delete key. If your program doesn’t do something that it should, drink red wine while coding until the program behaves as it should (or you don’t care).

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