Sunday, June 12, 2011

Fire in Lawson Valley...

...and way too close to home!  But there were several pieces of good news in this experience...

Our neighbors Jim and Michelle B. called me around 3:15 pm with the news that there was a fire directly across the valley from us.  At right (click to enlarge) you can see the scene from our front yard.  The mountain in the distance is Viejas Mountain; the fire is almost due north of us.  The wind was blowing toward the northeast, away from us and up onto a small peak that's in Cleveland National Forest.  The reddish color is from the retardant dropped just before I snapped this photo, by the tanker plan exiting stage left.

Forty-five minutes later, the fire appeared to be out, with just smoldering embers remaining.  As I write this, the command plane is still circling but there's no other aerial activity.  At the peak of the battle, there were at least two helicopters and two tanker planes fighting the fire, a ground crew on the scene, and a command plane circling overhead.  It was a very impressive demonstration of our firefighting capability, and a far cry from what we saw four years ago.  As you might imagine, we find this quite comforting.  Loveland Reservoir has more water in it than it has had for years, and it's right over that ridge that sits in front of Viejas Mountain.  The helicopters and planes were cycling back and forth between the reservoir and the fire quite quickly.  Another comforting factor!

The black bordered area on the map below shows my best estimate of where the fire was located.

Palo Verde Tree...

... in our front yard.

Monkey-Flowers...

...in my yard.  I just love these things!

Corte Madera and Espinosa Creek...

As the crow flies, Corte Madera is only about 12 miles from our house.  To drive there, though, means taking about 40 miles of paved roads and 3 miles of four-wheel drive roads.  This year, because of all the rains this winter, the road was badly eroded – and we ended up turning around at a place where it looked riskier than we cared to attempt in our 16-year-old Land Cruiser.  The best part of the trip started near the peak of Los Pinos, right near where the paved road ends.  Here's what we saw from there (click to enlarge):


All of these photos were taken with my new camera, which I'm still learning how to use.  The panorama above was ridiculously easy to make: I just told it to take a panorama, and swept the horizon with the shutter release held down.  The camera did the rest!  The only post-production work I had to do was to add the labels you see.  The small size of the camera takes some getting used to for me – I'm used to a (much) larger Canon SLR.  Of course virtually all the controls are in different places.  I think so far the biggest surprise for me is just how easy everything is – there are lots of automation features (like the panorama capability) that my older cameras never had.  once I learn these well enough for them to be second nature, I believe this camera will be substantially easier to use than my SLR.

At right is a topo map of that last part of the trip.  Corte Madera is the steep slope near the top center of the map.  It's famous locally amongst bird watchers as a prime nesting site for several common raptors.  The sign at left (found at the saddle just before the final westward leg of our drive) gives a brief description of these.  We saw some nice displays of flowers along this last leg, but our enjoyment was somewhat damped by the hordes of nasty biting flies.  We've noted the same thing in our yard this year; for some reason (I'm guessing weather-related) there are far more flies than we normally see.  Some of the flowers we saw:


On the drive out, we had one more interesting encounter: a gopher snake winding his way across the road right in front of his. This was down low, very close to where the road to Los Pinos passes close to Lake Morena. He wasn't too happy about me sticking my camera in his face!

Friday, June 10, 2011

No Words Required – Just Watch...

The Future of Marketing...

If this is the future of marketing, then I love it!  This ad for a movie theater has been viewed by several million people, and the company who created it spent nothing to place it.  I, and about a bazillion other bloggers, have done it for them. 

I haven't been to a movie theater in over ten years.  Might even be twenty years.  My last experience was so awful that I haven't even considered going back. 

If I visit Austin, Texas again, I might just make a point of visiting this theater – just to see what people with the attitude displayed in this ad might have built.  I might like it!

Brilliant ad!

The Great Over-or-Under Debate...

I would never have guessed that so much energy had been expended on the burning question of the orientation of a roll of toilet paper on its holder.  I don't know whether to marvel at the ingenuity and passion of mankind, or to despair for various and sundry reasons.  The vector sum of all this is approximately: “Oh, my.”

Click on the image at right to see it in its full, er, glory...

(Very) Geeky Joke Collection...

From protolol.  Example:
“The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them.”

– eigenrick

Surprise! Or, How I Learned to Love Magnetic Foam...

The Voyager robotic spacecraft are still doing great science work, some 34 years after they were launched.  Scientists interpreting the data from the energetic particle and flow instruments have deduced that the two spacecraft are traveling through a “foamy” (i.e., filled with bubbles) magnetic field environment – a most unexpected finding.

You've heard me rant about this many times before, but one more time can't hurt: these robotic space explorers return far more scientific bang for the buck than our manned space program has ever dreamed about doing.  I'd love to see us dramatically reform our government-paid space program.  I'd be an enthusiastic proponent of something like this: cut NASA's budget by 80%, immediately abandon all manned space programs and anything related to them, and focus exclusively on robotic space exploration with specific scientific objectives.  Manned space exploration should be left to the commercial interests, if there are any...

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Found in a Grocery Store Parking Lot...

Steak and lobster.  Lots of it.  Sounds absolutely wonderful.


Look what they're apparently having to drink with this food.  Farookin' Mountain Dew?  120 cans of the stuff?


But wait a minute!  My tax dollars are paying for someone else to eat this?

This is so wrong on so many levels.

I hear ads on the radio imploring people to sign up for food stamps.  The ads carefully explain that just because you have a job and are making money doesn't mean you can't qualify for food stamps.  They also explain that just because you pay income taxes doesn't mean you can't qualify, either. 

I wonder what does disqualify you?  I have a job.  I pay income taxes.  Can I get free lobster and steak, too?  But if drinking Mountain Dew is part of the deal, then count me out.

Seriously for a moment – how can we fix insanity like this?  I can only think of one way: throw all  the bums out of political office, and start over with a collection of randomly selected ordinary citizens.

That ain't gonna happen, I know.  But it's the only solution I can think of (short of an actual revolution) that stands a chance of working...

The Circle Game...

Reader Larry E. writes:
So a commission was put together to come up with a better way of teaching proper nutrition…. Cause the government is really good at that of course. So they spend a few million dollars and come up with the brilliant idea of using a … circle … yes a circle … cause it looks like a plate. In some of the articles I ran across they reminded us why government shouldn’t be doing this. The original food pyramid was modified after complaints from the cattle industry etc. that it made their products look bad. So nutrition by lobby…. Want to bet there was some of that this time too? Nice way of pulling in the belt there Mr. President…
If you know about the history of the federal government's nutrition recommendations, then you already know that there's very little science involved.  Take a healthy dollop of the current nutrition fads, add another health dollop of current financial pressures, and finally add the sheer idiocy that only politicians are qualified to bring ... and you'll have something like a “food pyramid” or our latest offering: at www.choosemyplate.gov

As if that wasn't bad enough, can you believe the ugly background color they chose?

Q.  Is there anything the government couldn't screw up?
A.  No.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

ISS and Space Shuttle...

Reader Paul H. sends this along: a Russian Soyuz captured photos of the ISS and the space shuttle Endeavour together.  We don't normally see photos like this, as generally they're either photos of ISS taken from the space shuttle, or vice versa.

Here are many more photos of this encounter and a nice story on it.

Hospital Chart Bloopers...

Allegedly these statements all appeared on actual hospital charts.  I have no way of verifying this, but who cares?  Via my mom:
The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

She is numb from her toes down.

While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

The skin was moist and dry.

Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.

Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. (OMG! that is some examination)

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

Skin: somewhat pale but present.

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

Veterans Treated Like Rock Stars!

There's a city that throws a celebration every year (and a bigger one every five years) to honor the U.S. military.  But it's not a U.S. city ... it's the city of Pilsen, in the Czech Republic.  The celebration marks the city's liberation from the Nazis in WWII.  The photo at right was taken by Rick, who attended in 2010.  Note the flags.  Many more of Rick's photos here...

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The Obama Approach...

Via reader Dave H.:
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher.

Little Mary was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Mary" said the teacher

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!" Then I would say,"It is dog crap. Wanna' buy a toothbrush?" "I used the Obama approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."

Puyehue Eruption...

A great collection of photos of the Puyehue volcano erupting in southern Chile...

Iranian Plane Crash...

A mid-air crash a couple years ago took out their only AWACS-capable aircraft.  This clip, apparently taken from a nearby tanker aircraft, captures the aftermath...

Monday, June 6, 2011

67 Years Ago Today...

...the Allies landed 160,000 troops on the beaches of Normandy, beginning the prolonged assault against Hitler that would lead to his downfall.

Without the courageous action of these troops (and those of our Soviet then-ally in the East), the world today would be a very different place.

The numbers of our WWII veterans are rapidly dwindling, as these brave men and women are now in their 80s and 90s (my own father amongst them).

Anyone who has read much history knows just how large a debt we owe these soldiers.  Each year on this date I pause to reflect about that; this morning it will be the subject of my thoughts on my commute into work.  But this much I can say without any thought at all:
Thank you, WWII veterans.  Thank you for your service, your courage, and your perserverance.  This much younger American is profoundly grateful...

Depressing Chart of the Day...

Much more here.

Don't Tell Me that My City is Dying!

What a great music video, and set to one of my favorite songs (Don McLean's American Pie)!  This is Grand Rapids' response to a Newsweek article calling it a “dying city”.  As my longtime readers know, I don't much care for any city – but I sure do like the spirit of these folks!  To read the whole backstory, go here and click on “Show more”.  Meanwhile, just watch, listen, and enjoy!