Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Hell Is Over

Michael J. Totten – one of the extraordinary independent journalists in the Middle East – has filed a new report on his blog, full of excellent photos like the one at right, detailing his recent observations in Anbar province, Iraq. It is one of the most compelling pieces I have read about the current situation in Iraq – if you have any interest at all in events over there, you should read this post. Here's a tiny teaser for you:

I saw so many pictures of crazed Iraqis wearing ski masks and carrying rocket launchers and Kalashnikovs before I went to Baghdad and Ramadi that I slowly started to think, against my better judgment, that such people are typical. I never once saw anyone like that. They are around, obviously, but they are not in any way typical.

These are the typical faces I saw in Iraq.

They are the ones I now think of when trying to figure out what the United States should do in Iraq. They are the ones who will have to suffer the consequences the longest.
Don't miss reading the whole thing – and while you're there, please hit his tip jar; he depends on contributions to keep up his fine work…

Quote of the Day

By Karen Toggery:
“They say we're supposed to have fair and equal justice,” she said. “Where is it?”
Karen is one of the Jamul Indians evicted from her own reservation on March 10. Protesters at that incident were roughly treated, and had asked for criminal charges against the tribe and their security people. Yesterday District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis finally issued her decision about those charges: she declined to file any, saying that it was a civil matter, not a criminal matter. From the San Diego Union report:

“Tribal governments are recognized as sovereign nations,” she said. “Our office is authorized by Congress to prosecute state crimes committed on Indian reservations, but we have no jurisdiction over civil matters. An eviction process is a civil matter.

“Based upon this unique and unusual set of circumstances, our office has declined to file criminal charges against any of the persons involved in the events of March 10, 2007 on the Jamul Indian Reservation.”

Dumanis won't answer questions about her decision, spokesman Paul Levikow said.

I'm no lawyer, and I don't know what the “right” thing to do here is, from a legal perspective. Speaking as an American citizen, though, I can't see any way to claim justice has been served through this decision. Basically our District Attorney has just endorsed all manners of behavior in such “civil” matters. Now that the tribe has learned they can act with impunity, protesters on the reservation can expect to be treated violently. If the casino is ever actually built, protesters will be taking their lives in their hands to protest on the site…

Does that sound like America to you?

Route 94 Improvement Plans

In this morning's San Diego Union:
People concerned about the condition of state Route 94 will have a chance to tell Caltrans planners what they think of a plan for improvements on an 18-mile stretch from Jamul to Tecate.

Officials with the California Department of Transportation will be available to explain the proposal and take comments in a meeting scheduled from 4:30 to 8 p.m. today at Jamul Primary School, 14567 Lyons Valley Road in Jamul.

The proposed improvements include passing lanes, widening the road and realigning curves, said project manager Sam Amen, who estimated they would cost $90 million to $100 million to build.

There isn't enough money for the project in state and federal budgets right now, he said, but the planning is important for any eventual improvements. More information is available online at www.rural94.com.
I checked out the web site above; there's a bit of information, but nearly all of it is included on the map I've linked to above (click on it for a full-sized view). All of the improvements listed are for the section of 94 that lies between Jamul and Tecate, so for all of us who commute from Jamul toward San Diego, these have no benefit at all. It's another story altogether for those folks who travel between San Diego and Tecate, Campo, or points beyond – this stretch of 94 is (and has been for years) a notoriously dangerous route. Adding large numbers of trucks from Mexico isn't going to make it any safer, either…

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Light Posting

You may have noticed that I haven't been posting much. My feeble excuse is that I've just started a new job, and I've been devoting much time to coming up to speed there. Losing some sleep, too, as the work is quite interesting…

My new title, at the moment, is my all-time favorite (which I'd love to keep forever!): “TBD”

That pretty much describes my entire career!

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Puzzler Update

Only two people even guessed at the name of the first microcomputer kit, and both got it wrong. The kit was called the "Jolt", and it was a very simple 8008-based design with just a numeric keypad and two seven-segment LED displays as I/O.

This week, back to science and technology.

Imagine that you had access to an infinitely powerful, infinitely fast digital computer. Which of the listed tasks would be impossible for even this computer to perform?

Update: Gunfire in Jamul

A few days ago, I reported on the gunfire that led to the closure of 94 for about an hour. Last night I received the following email from a woman who notes that she is Scott Amerman's mother:
Regarding Jamul man jailed for allegedly shooting in Transient Camp. You might be interested in some background: 2003 My son came to nurse me for 8 months after doctors gave me 2 mos to live. Deplorable state of vagrant camp behind my (not his) mobile home upset him. Once he was hit over the head in the grove, robbed and left for dead. Scott moved on when my health was restored. My Mobile Home Park was overrun with rats. 2006 I launched campaign to clean up the olive grove. Responses: Fire Dept, "call if you smell smoke." Immigration -"got green cards." Sheriff -"no crime. " DEA-"can't find anything." Vector Control gave me traps. County Health- "Yes, bacteria count in creek's high." It's gone on for years! Sent DVD's of campsites to everyone. Duncan Hunter directed me to a Santee meeting. Heather Lucas (Ch 8 News) did a spot on me. People began to listen. Was directed to Code Enforcement. They fined the owner. He cleaned up acreage. Hurrah! Rats gone! Short lived victory. Visiting me, Scott found they're back, lighting campfires in that tender box environment. My daughter lost her home and narrowly escaped with her life in 2003 Alpine fire. Campfires 40' from my home aren't acceptable to Scott. Criminal element of drug runners is intolerable. He felt he had to protect me since no authority does. Took his life in his hands to single handedly go tell them to leave. Incredible -about 30 patrol cars rushed here! Couldn't get them here after real criminals until after they'd gone. Scott surrendered peacefully. All charges were dropped. I don't know if the illegals & vagrants are still there. I'll ask a Sheriff to go with me so I can take photos and start the process again - if I don't get burned out first. Question: What do you do when the system is broken and no longer functions to protect you? Sheriff said get a petition signed by park residents and send it to the owner saying we hold him responsible. So….doesn’t that still put it back in our lap…and if the owner doesn’t cooperate, it’s another useless paper like the ones the Sheriffs give the transients.

Scott's Mom
Transients and illegals lighting campfires is one of our nightmares out here in the chaparral. The Horse Fire last year, and the Pine Fire (97% contained as of 6 PM last night) were both started by such campfires. Assuming the account by Scott's mom is accurate, the asymmetry of the law enforcement response to the prior complaints versus the gunfire is appalling – and infuriating to anyone who cares about the lives or property of residents here. It's easy for me to understand how Scott could be very angry and frustrated in that situation. If I saw a campfire on my property (or on a neighbor's) in our current dry fuel conditions, I'm not at all certain that my reaction would be civil, level-headed, or within the bounds of the law…

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Pine Fire

Update (9/13 morning):

This morning we can see no smoke, either from our yard or from the cameras on Lyons Peak. Either the fire is greatly reduced, or it has burned much further away from us. The MODIS satellite this morning shows “hits” moving southeast from the eastern flank we saw last night, and no hits on the western flank (the only possible threat to us). This is all good news.

Not so comforting: the MODIS data shows a new fire this morning, just east of Tecate, right on the border with Mexico. I have no other news of this fire, and I cannot see any smoke from it on the Lyons Peak cameras, so my fond hope is that this fire has been put out since the satellite made its last pass…

Original Post (9/12 evening):

Today while I was at work, Debbie called with the kind of news we dread hearing: a wildfire, not very far from our home, sending up big plumes of smoke. Fortunately for my state of mind, I could see from the Lyons Peak cameras that the fire posed no immediate threat to our house.

It's been dubbed the “Pine Fire”, and it's already up on the CDF Incident page – 0% containment and 1,000 acres burned so far. On my way home from work this evening, they reported a single injury to a bulldozer operator, suffered when the winds shifted suddenly. When I got home, the fire's smoke plume loomed over the mountains surrounding Lawson Valley – but the wind was blowing northward, away from us.

The map at right shows a chunk of San Diego County that's roughly 22 miles (34 km) across. The four red hatch-marked areas are one-kilometer “hits” from the infrared-sensing MODIS satellite, which show approximately where the fire was burning when the satellite last passed over. The purple fuzzy spot is the town of Pine Valley, and the green fuzzy spot is where we live.

I also heard on the news that the suspected origin of the fire was an illegal alien's camp fire. Again. The Corte Madera area (south of Guatay and Pine Valley, and south of I-8) we know well – we used to drive and hike there in the late 1970s and early 1980s, before the coyotes and the illegals practically took it over. When we started hearing the Cleveland National Forest rangers advise people to travel in the area only in groups, we stopped going. Apparently so did most other legal tourists, because (according to the news) the illegals far outnumber the legals there now. Sigh.

But I saved the best news about this fire for the last: according to the reports I've heard so far, no homes have burned or are threatened. Let's hope it stays that way…

Listen...

I've mentioned Michael Yon many times in my posts. I consider him the single best independent source of information on military affairs in Iraq and Afghanistan. He is a former Special Forces operative turned independent journalist, and he has the respect of, and access to, our military forces from the foot soldiers to the commanding generals. When Michael Yon speaks, I listen carefully – especially when he is giving his considered opinion.

This morning I received an email from Michael Yon (not because I'm special, but simply because I'm on his mailing list). I've received many such emails, usually simply telling me that he has posted a new dispatch. This one was different, and I reproduce it below in its entirety.

Greetings:

Successes are occurring, and accruing, in Iraq. Al Qaeda is still a powerful enemy, but they cannot be happy with their Iraqi franchise this summer.

Readers of my dispatches have gotten first hand reports of the kinds of positive indicators that General David Petraeus described in his progress report.

The atmosphere is changing in Iraq and I've been posting dispatches and videos that illustrate just how profound this change is in some cases.

I was the first to say Iraq was in civil war, and many readers were angry to hear me say it. Well, I'll be the first to say that I predict some sort of milestone for the war in Iraq will occur early in the next year. It's dangerous to predict like this, but something fundamental has changed in Iraq.

There is one important qualifier: this will only happen if General David Petraeus is supported by our elected officials to implement his proposed plan, without meddling from those same elected officials. Oversight and accountability are not the same thing as backseat driving after siphoning out half of the gas tank.

Please read: Hunting Al Qaeda

v/r
Michael

Michael has reported positively on General Petraeus, whom he has known personally for many years. He predicted, months before it began, that the tactic known as “the surge” would likely be successful, including a detailed prediction of the reaction of the Sunnis – all borne out by actual events. Read him yourself (his posts are all archived at his site), and please join me in urging your Senators and Representatives to allow General Petraeus to finish the job they sent him off to do…

AWNAA

Faithful masochist reader Simi L. sent me our morning political humor:
LAW PENDING IN CONGRESS: Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation which provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislation by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said Senator Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or have some idea of what they are doing."

The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of Persons of Inability.

Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%), and home improvement "warehouse" stores (65%). The DMV also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%), and fast food restaurants (93%).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million "middle man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance. Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given, to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in middle positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires. Finally, the AWNA bill contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Nonabled, banning discriminatory interview questions such as "Do you have any goals for the future?" or "Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?"

"As a Nonabled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, MI due to her lack of notable job skills. "This new law should really help people like me." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Senator Ted Kennedy, "It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her ambition ability or adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation." The Senator's office at the same time issued this statement: "The Senator fully identifies with the people this legislation is designed to help."
At least, I think it's humor. On reflection, it doesn't actually seem all that unlikely…

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Highway 94 Closure in Jamul

Update II:

From 10 News, a much more detailed report of this incident:
A Jamul man was behind bars Tuesday for allegedly firing a pistol toward a transient camp out of drunken anger over its presence in his neighborhood, a sheriff's official reported.

Scott Andrew Amerman, 39, surrendered peacefully to deputies outside his trailer-park home at State Route 94 and Proctor Valley Road about an hour after Monday's non-injury shooting, Sgt. Manuel Diaz said.

A resident of the shantytown near Amerman's trailer made an emergency call shortly before 5:30 p.m. to report seeing a man in the area with a pistol in his hand, Diaz said.

While the witness was talking to deputies, four shots rang out from the direction of the mobile-home park, according to the sergeant.

Sheriff's personnel surrounded the complex and closed down a stretch of SR-94 while trying to locate the gunman.

About an hour later, Amerman walked to the entrance of the park and surrendered. A search of his trailer turned up two handguns and two pellet guns, Diaz said.A man who had been with Amerman at the time of the shooting said the suspect was "very intoxicated" and upset about "the local transient camp problem," according to Diaz.

"The trailer park and transient camp were checked for victims, with negative results," the sergeant said.

Amerman was booked on suspicion of discharging a firearm in a grossly negligent manner.
The decision this country has made to make some immigration illegal, but then not enforce those laws, has numerous consequences. What Amerman allegedly did isn't something I would defend – but I will point out that such incidents are inevitable in the context of the immigration laws, policies, and pressures facing this nation.

From a moral perspective, making some immigration illegal but then not enforcing the law is the only wrong choice – it would be far more moral to either have those laws and enforce them, or to make all immigration legal. Readers of this blog know that I favor the latter, with certain conditions about immigrants assimilating into American culture.

Update:

The San Diego Union Tribune is carrying this brief story:

EAST COUNTY: State Route 94 was closed in Jamul for nearly an hour yesterday until sheriff's deputies arrested a man suspected of firing a gun near a transient camp.

A witness reported seeing a man with a handgun near the camp near Route 94 and Lyons Valley Road about 5:30 p.m., sheriff's officials said.

Deputies were talking to the witness when they heard three to four gunshots from a mobile home park, sheriff's Sgt. Manuel Diaz said. Deputies surrounded the park, and a sheriff's helicopter crew flew overhead warning residents to stay indoors.

The man came out of his mobile home about 7 p.m. and surrendered after a friend first came out and told deputies that the 39-year-old man had not fired at anyone. The friend said the shots were fired in frustration over the transient camp near his home.

Diaz said the man was jailed on suspicion of illegal discharge of a firearm.

Original Post:

This morning's news brings this story (from NBC San Diego):

Highway 94 was shut down in Jamul for less than an hour Monday night as the San Diego County Sheriff's Department investigated reports of a suspicious person with a gun.

The incident began at 6:20 p.m. Monday evening. The California Highway Patrol closed the 94 between between Lyons Valley and Jefferson roads at the request of the sheriff's department.

The CHP said there were some motorists in the area who were told to remain in their cars until the area was secured. The road was reopened around 7:10 p.m.

Sheriff's deputies told NBC 7/39 a middle-aged man, described as being distraught, was walking around the vicinity of a mobile home park with a gun. He was taken into custody, officials said.

The investigation is ongoing.
I did not see this myself, and I don't know anything beyond this news report. The image above is satellite imagery of the area in question – click for a larger view. I've marked the closed section of road in orange, and also circled the trailer park mentioned in the news report. If you know more about this incident and its resolution, please leave a comment…

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Six Years...

Bumped for September 11...

This coming Tuesday is September 11, 2007 – the sixth anniversary of the awful day when 2,996 Americans died during the despicable terrorist attacks by Bin Laden's al Qaida organization. In those six years the Bush administration has prosecuted the global war on terror, targeting not only al Qaida, but also other terrorist organizations and those countries that support or harbor them. There are many legitimate criticisms that can be raised about exactly how that war has been prosecuted. But despite those criticisms it is nevertheless still true that America has not suffered another such attack in all those six years – an accomplishment that Bush's opponents and detractors are eager to belittle, but which I am most grateful and thankful for.

There are also some disappointments, including the mainly symbolic and emotional disappointment that we have not yet managed to capture (or better yet, to kill) Osama Bin Laden himself. We have bled his organization until it is a mere shadow of its former self, but we not yet wiped out the root of that evil. Pragmatically I think this matters little – but it certainly would feel good to know that evil bastard was dead. Preferably painfully dead.

In any case, the anniversary of such an important event is a good excuse to pause, remember, and ponder. In that spirit, I offer you two links. First, a tribute page for Nicolas P. Rossomando – a brave member of the New York Fire Department who lost his life on 9/11 while rescuing innocents from the carnage at the World Trade Center. Second is a collection of photos from around the world, taken in the days immediately following 9/11, when for a brief time it seemed that the entire world shared the pain, grief, and anger of America. Note that there are multiple slides (pages) of these photos; use the links near the top of each page to navigate between them.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Second Course

Two of my friends have already commented (snidely, of course) on my previous post. They seem to think that I live-blogged my dinner, but such was not the case. The second course came along a couple of hours after the first course, after the scallops had settled a bit…

My beautiful bride outdid herself for the second course, creating another simple, perfectly finished seafood dish: pan-fried salmon with a sauce of fresh lemon juice and zest, fresh dill, garlic and butter, served over bow-tie pasta with pesto, fresh-grated Parmesan, and pine nuts.

I ate until I was near bursting. And because of that, the dessert course shall be postponed until another evening. Now I must go drink a large glass of a fine Cabernet…

Ahhhh… Now if I could only convince the wench that every day was my birthday!

Birthday: First Course...

Today is my birthday, and this year I'm as old as some of the dirt in my yard. Since 9/11, I can't help but associate my birthday with that awful day – today I celebrate getting older; tomorrow I remember and honor the ghosts of 9/11.

But today my lovely bride is doing her best to help me celebrate. We just finished the first course of what will be a long, drawn-out celebratory meal. For this course, she cooked one of my favorite foods – sea scallops – and they were simply spectacular. Note the past tense: those scallops are now happily lodged in my stomach.

She fixed them in a very simple manner, but oh, my they were delicious. She first fixed a light sauce with a touch of garlic, fresh tarragon, lemon zest, and salted butter. She drizzled this over the scallops and then broiled them for just a few minutes. The tops were lightly browned, and they were absolutely perfectly done (and that's quite tricky with scallops, as I know from many times that I've overcooked them). Yum!

I can hardly wait for the second course…

This Week's Puzzler

This week we delve a little into the history of technology – relatively recent history, which I am ancient enough to have personally participated in!

The ubiquitous personal computer is based on a “microcomputer chip” such as an Intel Pentium. Microcomputers first appeared in the 1970s, initially as the brains behind primitive four-function electronic calculators. Several companies produced early microcomputers powerful enough to be considered a general purpose computer, but arguably the first such microcomputer was the Intel 8008 – a primitive and slow little computer that was nevertheless quite a revolutionary device.

Unlike most earlier digital computer technology, the 8008 was cheap enough to be accessible to the hobbyist community, and a tiny little company produced an 8008 kit within weeks of the chip's initial release. This kit created quite a stir in the hobbyist community, and hundreds of nutcases like myself bought one. The kit was really just a bag of parts and a schematic – to assemble the kit required mainly wire-wrapping, a bit of soldering, and the ability to provide an adequate power supply.

I had my kit assembled and running in two days, and I was thrilled – I actually personally owned a computer! At the time, I was a DS (computer repair technician) in the U.S. Navy, and the computers I worked with there were the size of a large refrigerator – and yet not as powerful as the little 8008 that I kept in a cardboard box. I'm sad to say that I've long since lost that assembled kit. Advances in technology were fast even then, and it was only a year or two until that kit was obsoleted by a succession of more advanced microcomputer systems, based on chips like the 8080, Z80, 6800, and 6502.

What was the name of that wire-wrap 8008 kit? Display your geekiosity, and vote your answer at right...

Flying Pigs at NASA!

This has turned out to be quite a week of flying pigs! NASA/GISS has released the source code for their global temperature data aggregation – something that many climatologists and many anthropogenic global warming skeptics have been demanding for years. Jim Hansen, the GISS chief scientist (don't even think about getting between him and a liberal reporter), noted the release in a particularly grumpy ungracious email – he really does act more like royalty than he does a scientist…

I found two good posts about this release: one on Climate Skeptic (a new blog dedicated to anthropogenic global warming skepticism, written by the same guy who writes CoyoteBlog), and one on Steve McIntyre's excellent Climate Audit site. Steve is the ‘amateur’ climatologist who's been asking tough questions for the past couple of years – and getting mostly incoherent anger from the likes of Jim Hansen as a result. To me, Steve is the epitome of a professional scientist. Jim (how dare you question me!) Hansen, on the other hand, dishonors his profession on a regular basis by displaying exactly those attitudes and behaviors that are supposed to be avoided by scientists: opacity (e.g., the secret data “adjustment” methodologies), intolerance of debate, and a reliance on faith instead of reproducible experiments and verifiable facts.

The just-released data and programs are available at this link on NASA's site. I took a quick look through them; nothing exhaustive. It's a mish-mash of Python, Fortran, C, and shell scripts; from this software engineer's perspective it looks like something cobbled together by a convention of drunken chimps. My starting assumption, were I to review this in detail, would be that it is badly broken. The challenge would be to prove that assumption wrong, and my guess is that it would be a daunting challenge. I'll let someone else tackle that one!

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Time Synchronization...

Geek Post Alert!

If you are not a geek interested in synchronizing the clock on a Linux or Windows host, then you should avert your eyes from this post, as it may cause damage to your brain.

If you've ever implemented NTP peering (the NTP daemon, in other words) on a Linux system, then you know it's quite easy to keep the Linux host's very accurately synchronized to atomic clocks. Really the only challenge is to locate some good NTP servers – and now a project has come along to solve that problem by creating known good NTP server pools. The member NTP servers in these pools are continuously checked, so you've got much better assurance that you're synchronizing to good NTP servesr than was previously possible. See the NTP Pool project's home page for more details, and this Wikipedia article for some background.

Using the NTP pool is almost ludicrously simple. In your ntp.conf file, today you might have several entries like this: “server a.b.c.d” (with real IP addresses, of course). To use the pool, you simply replace those entries with
“server 0.pool.ntp.org”, “server 1.pool.ntp.org”, etc. That's all there is to it – after restarting your ntp daemon, you're using the NTP pool!

While reading through the information on the NTP Pool's home page, I came across something else that looks very useful: a full-on port of the ntp daemon to Windows (where it becomes a Windows service). So I tried it, starting from the port's download page. At this point I've only tried it on two Windows hosts (both running Windows XP Pro), so I certainly can't claim to have exhaustively tested it. But…unlike an earlier port I tried, this one worked first time after a flawless installation with a very professional looking installer. Better yet, an accompanying utility gives you a nice GUI-based monitoring tool. And even better, the whole thing is open source and free! Beats the heck out of the standard (but perverted) Windows Time Service…

Flying Pigs Alert!

Every Brit I've ever met has defended his country's strict gun controls. The British press seems to reflect this attitude perfectly, with a determined defense of the British policies and self-righteous condemnation of the American “Wild West” and its allegedly out-of-control gun culture.

So when I read the headline of a column this morning in the London Times, by Richard Munday, I was quite surprised – and even more surprising was the contents. The column is headlined Wouldn't you feel safer with a gun?, and it starts like this:

Despite the recent spate of shootings on our streets, we pride ourselves on our strict gun laws. Every time an American gunman goes on a killing spree, we shake our heads in righteous disbelief at our poor benighted colonial cousins. Why is it, even after the Virginia Tech massacre, that Americans still resist calls for more gun controls?

The short answer is that “gun controls” do not work: they are indeed generally perverse in their effects.
I fear that this heresy puts Mr. Munday's British citizenship in danger of revocation. By Monday morning, it's likely he'll be seeking asylum at the U.S. Embassy in London.

But it gets even better:
Virginia Tech reinforced the lesson that gun controls are obeyed only by the law-abiding. New York has “banned” pistols since 1911, and its fellow murder capitals, Washington DC and Chicago, have similar bans. One can draw a map of the US, showing the inverse relationship of the strictness of its gun laws, and levels of violence: all the way down to Vermont, with no gun laws at all, and the lowest level of armed violence (one thirteenth that of Britain).
Here's a liberal commentator, in a liberal newspaper, in a liberal country, citing the uncomfortable facts that liberals around the world struggle mightily to suppress and deny. What the heck is going on here? I have no doubt now that pigs are flying between the skyscrapers in London!

Here's the column's conclusion:

As late as 1951, self-defence was the justification of three quarters of all applications for pistol licences. And in the years 1946-51 armed robbery, the most significant measure of gun crime, ran at less than two dozen incidents a year in London; today, in our disarmed society, we suffer as many every week.

Gun controls disarm only the law-abiding, and leave predators with a freer hand. Nearly two and a half million people now fall victim to crimes of violence in Britain every year, more than four every minute: crimes that may devastate lives. It is perhaps a privilege of those who have never had to confront violence to disparage the power to resist.

Mr. Munday asks, “Wouldn't you feel safer with a gun?”

Well, Mr. Munday, speaking as a gun owner in the American Wild West, I can tell you this: even though I live in an area with statistically and historically very low rates of crime, my wife and I do indeed feel much safer with a gun. Several guns, actually. We own three firearms: a seven-shot Smith & Wesson revolver, a six-shot Beretta semiautomatic shotgun (a so-called “riot gun”), and a 22 gauge Remington rifle (a “varmint gun”). The guns are all legally purchased and licensed. Both my wife and I have attended formal training and have practiced on the range; the varmint rifle gets regular use on our property (mostly against ground squirrels and gophers).


The police emergency response time to the area where we live is around 30 to 60 minutes – not because the police are incompetent, but because we live quite far from any police station. If some bad guy showed up on our doorstep, dialing 911 and waiting for the police to show up is a recipe for becoming a victim. Our guns are much more likely to succeed in defending us, either as a shock-and-awe deterrent (that shotgun would punch some impressive holes in a vehicle!) or in violent self-defense.

Does that make us feel safer? Of course it does. As it should anyone whose brain hasn't been muddled with liberal claptrap…

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Petzalooza!

It's time for you to meet some of our furry companions... First up: Halala Pala, whom we think is at least part Maine Coon cat:






Then there's Miki, the wonder-puppy (who's 18 months old now!):








And how about these two best pals? That's Maka Lea on the left, and Boots on the right:






Here's Kama, who just a year ago was a feral cat who wouldn't come anywhere near us. We trapped him and then very patiently acclimated him to human presence. He's now a mostly-integrated part of our household, with only the occasional regression to his aggressive wild cat persona:




Last but not least: Lea (our oldest field spaniel) and Maka Lea share a food bowl in the morning. The bowl is filled with dog food, which most of the cats disdain – but Maka Lea for some reason seems to enjoy having a piece or two for breakfast. Lea shares her food without any protest, something that neither Mo'i nor Miki would ever even consider.

Good Democrats

One of my faithful readers (Simi L.) sent this piece along. I'm really not sure whether to laugh or cry…
22 Ways to be a good Democrat:
  1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

  2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

  3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

  4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. Ed. And that the “art” purchased with Federal funding actually IS art!

  5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

  6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

  7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

  8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

  9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

  10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

  11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.

  12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

  13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

  14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, Thomas Edison and A.G. Bell.

  15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

  16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

  17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

  18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

  19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

  20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

  21. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day, but it's not okay to say “Merry Christmas.”

  22. Last but not least: You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
Laughing is much better for me, though…

Unequal Tomatoes...

All tomatoes are not created equal.

Out here in California, the tomatoes we can buy in our stores and vegetable stands – even those very expensive tomatoes marked “Vine Ripened!” – have the flavor and texture of a piece of slightly moistened polystyrene foam. We use them on our sandwiches and in our guacamole mostly to honor and help remember the good tomatoes we've had in the past.

This morning I had a tomato experience of the delightful variety: a perfectly ripe New Jersey tomato, at room temperature, sliced in a sandwich. The bread was toasted Dudley's potato bread (quite possibly the best commercial bread on the planet), with mayonnaise and a little fresh tarragon. Heaven. Sheer heaven.

And I have three more of these perfect crimson orbs, sitting on my kitchen table. Tomato sirens, torturing me with their voluptuous beauty and promises of exotic pleasures. The four temptresses are a gift from my parents, in celebration of my birthday and advanced age.

New Jersey tomatoes are the only reason I can think of why America shouldn't give that pathetic excuse for a state to the first taker. It would make a terrific “New World” colony for any number of countries – Libya, North Korea, Iran, or France, for example. Just imagine what lessons those countries could learn from New Jersey's financial black holes, ecological disasters, political corruption, and civil incompetence! So long as I could still visit my parents (who would most likely still choose to live in a French New Jersey), I'd be happy to let another country have whatever they could find in New Jersey.

Except New Jersey tomatoes. I want to keep those tomatoes American!