Sunday, October 12, 2014

Ah, the joys of home ownership!

Ah, the joys of home ownership!  Or not.

A couple of weeks ago I noticed that our water pressure tank slowly lost pressure even when every tap was off.  That's the sort of thing associated with a slow leak, like a dripping faucet – but I had none.  I made a note to myself to keep an eye on it, as this would cause our cistern pump to operate more than it should – and that means wear and tear on the pump, and higher electricity cost.  It took almost an hour for the pump to cycle on, so I didn't think of it as urgent.

A week ago, I checked the cycle time.  Oh oh – it was down to 10 minutes.  The leak is getting bigger!  I turned off the water coming into the house (the pressure tank is outside, in our pump house).  Still leaked.  Ok, that proves the problem isn't in the house – but that's worse, as all the places for a leak are in pipes four feet underground.  Those sorts of leaks are notoriously difficult to locate, because all you can do is look for a wet spot – and the leak could be anywhere within 20' of that spot.

So I started checking very carefully around the yard where I knew the water line was running.  Naturally, the wet spot, when I found it, was in the very last piece of the yard I checked: the stretch of pipe between the pump house and our underground cistern.  That pipe is just 12' long –  and 3' from the cistern I found a (very) wet spot.  There was standing water on the surface, over a week since the last rain.  Not good.

Yesterday morning I cranked up the tractor (backhoe attached) and headed over to that wet spot.  I knew the pipe was 46" underground, because I could actually see (and measure) where it went into the cistern: a 2" galvanized pipe.  So I dug a hole about 6' in diameter and 40" deep, so I didn't risk chewing up the pipe (or the close, parallel conduit for the pump's power).  The photo at right shows the place after my first few buckets of glop came out.  The blue conduit is for a disused piece of cable TV coax that I knew was there and just chewed through.  When I finished that backhoe work, the bottom of the hole had about 3" of standing water and the bottom soil had the consistency of wet modeling clay: a sticky, gloppy, gluey mess.  There was one piece of good news, though: I could see a swirl of clear water coming up through the otherwise muddy glop.  That was where the leak was, and it was within the first hole I dug – I got lucky on that.  Once I knew roughly where the leak was, I shut off the pump (so no more water would leak into the hole) and moved on to the next step.

I had no real choice but to hop down into that lovely mess at the bottom of the hole with a shovel and start digging, so I did.  Man, that stuff was really hard to dig in!  Before I jumped in, I used a sump pump to get most of the water out – I only had a gallon or two left.  It took me just over three hours to get that last 6" of soil off, locate the pipe and conduit, and then dig another 6 inches to get the pipe in the clear.  The photo at right shows what the pipe looked like after I got it clear the first time.  I had to do this repeatedly, as the sides of the hole kept slumping in (because they were so soft and gloppy).  Once I could see the pipe, I could tell that the leak was occurring right where a PVC adapter screwed onto the threaded male end of the galvanized pipe that went into the cistern (visible just above center in the photo).  I turned the pump back on, and I could see water coming out exactly where the galvanized pipe became visible.  It seemed like the most likely source of the leak was a crack in that PVC adapter (these occur when people over-tighten them).  So I ran to our local hardware store and bought a slip-joint repair coupling and a new adapter.  Then I sawed through the PVC about a foot from the end of the galvanized pipe and unscrewed the adapter.

That's when I discovered that my assumption was wrong: it wasn't the PVC adapter after all – there was a tiny hole in the galvanized pipe, right in the thread cut, where it was just barely hidden by the PVC adapter but not covered in any water-tight way.  This is visible in the photo at left, a tiny black void with brightly reflecting water just to the right of it.  Galvanized pipe is a real pain to work with.  The right way to fix this would be to saw off a few inches of that pipe and re-thread it – but the tools used to thread 2" steel pipe are quite large, and I'd have to have a gigantic hole to make that work.  At this point my goal changed: I wanted a temporary fix that would let me turn the water back on – and then call in the pros, who hopefully would know a way to fix this right.

So off I went to Lowe's to get some epoxy putty that cures in wet spots.  I figured I could apply a patch to the inside of the galvanized pipe, then reconnect the PVC with the repair coupling.  When I got home, I put the putty on – and that appeared to work great.  Then I ran into a completely unexpected problem: the repair coupling wouldn't fit onto the PVC pipe.  The problem was that the PVC pipe and the galvanized pipe weren't perfectly aligned, which the coupling requires.  Dammit!  How could the pipes get out of line?  Well, my best guess is that the ground shifted over time since these were installed in 1992, and that caused the PVC pipe to bend to accommodate that shift.  When I sawed the PVC pipe, it straightened itself out – and now wasn't aligned.

At this point it was getting late in the day, I was really beat, and I was covered in mud from head to toe.  I just wanted to take a shower and go to bed – but the water wasn't connected.  Dang.  So I ran back to Lowe's and bought a different kind of repair coupling that I'd seen, one that uses compression fittings and can accommodate slight pipe misalignment.  Back home I went, and installed that thing.  I was able to install it, but I couldn't get the compression fitting to properly seat itself.  When I turned the pump on, it leaked about 10 times as much as the original leak.  That's the wrong kind of progress!  But I decided to pack it in for the evening.  I turned on the pump, took a quick shower, filled the teapot (for my morning tea), and ran out to the pump house in my bathrobe to shut it off.  Then I went to bed, exhausted and not a little frustrated.

Before I went to sleep I remembered a trick we used back on the farm I grew up on, to connect pipes at weird and arbitrary angles.  The trick took four 90° elbows, but it had the distinct advantage of always being able to accommodate the angle.  I resolved to run to Lowe's in the morning, get the parts, and implement that solution.

Which I did, and the finished repair is in the photo at right.  The top elbow is partly hidden by some overhanging mud where I sat to make the repairs.  This looked so good!  All the pipes fit properly, and I expected this to do the trick.  And when I turned on the pump and carefully inspected it (which I jumped down into the hole to do), everything looked great.  The pressure went up to 80 psi (our normal pressure), the pump shut off, and the pressure held steady.  Hooray!  I started to clean up all the tools and junk lying around when all of a sudden there was a big pop! and a huge geyser of water shot up out of the hole.  One of the joints had popped out, and my entire pressure tank was emptying into the hole I'd dug.  Sheesh.  The joint that popped was in the elbow at top-left, the joint to the right.

So I shut the pump back off.  I felt like crawling into a closet somewhere and crying, but I pumped the hole back out, shoveled out the mud that the flood let in, and set about figuring out what went wrong, and how I could avoid it again.  First thing I did was to saw off the two elbows and vertical piece of pipe in the photo above.  Once I did that I got a good look at the joint that popped.  I could see that it hadn't been seated all the way into the elbow.  Problem one.  Then I read the glue can carefully, and discovered that at the temperature outside (49°), I should have let the glue cure for two hours before pressurizing the system.  I'd only let it set for five minutes or so, which is what I'd done for the last few hundred PVC joints I've made.

So ... back to Lowe's I went, bought two more elbows, came home, and rebuilt the repair joint with slightly shorter arms.  The result is in the photo at right, as viewed from a different side of the hole.  I finished this at 2:45 pm, and I'm waiting until 4:45 pm – just a few minutes from now – before I turn on the pump.  If it fails at that point, it's too late – and I'm too tired – to fix it tonight.  I'm not sure what I'll do in that case.  Hopefully it will just work.  I'll update this post with the results...

Update 4:55pm: it worked, at least for now.  I'm taking a shower before something else goes wrong :)

The Helix Nebula...

The Helix Nebula...  Via APOD, of course...

I find this completely unsurprising...

I find this completely unsurprising...  92% of all mass shootings in the U.S. since 2009 occurred in areas where ordinary citizens aren't allowed to carry guns.

Where we live today is most definitely not one of those gun-free zones :)

The story of PING...

The story of PING...  By its author.  Much of this was new to me...

If you're a programmer of a certain age...

If you're a programmer of a certain age ... I'm sure you've had an experience like this: you write a program, it's released, then years later you check out the source to extend or fix it – and discover, to your surprise, that you're the author of it.  It's happened to me on quite a few occasions :)  Here's a great story of it happening to someone a tad younger than I...

Presidential speeches, going downhill...

Presidential speeches, going downhill...  According to the study that produced the graph at right, the reading level (sophistication, wordiness, vocabulary, etc.) of presidential speeches has been going down for a long, long time.  The study used the Flesch-Kincaid readability tests to objectively assess the speeches, which are somewhat controversial amongst language scientists.  The analysis points out something that these tests completely miss: the impact of a speech upon its listeners (or readers).  The Gettysburg Address, for example, scores very modestly on the Flesch-Kincaid tests, but has had an outsized impact.

I'm not sure what to take away from this, but it's definitely ponder-worthy...

Saturday, October 11, 2014

The placebo effect applies to surgeries, too...

The placebo effect applies to surgeries, too...  Some of them, anyway.

The more I learn about the placebo effect, the more amazing it seems...

The first thing I've seen that might actually salvage Microsoft...

The first thing I've seen that might actually salvage Microsoft...  But I don't think the probability is all that high, both on technical grounds and because it's Microsoft...

Human vs. squirrel...

Human vs. squirrel...  The outcome is unclear.

We have no squirrels in Cache Valley, Utah.  I have no idea why, but I'm not exactly unhappy about it :)

Debt collection...

Debt collection...  One of the less-savory aspects of moving to Utah has been a large number of calls from debt collectors.  These people weren't trying to collect debt from us, but rather from people who used to have our new phone number.  The first couple of months I was here, I was getting multiple calls per day from these debt collectors, all for people I'd never heard of before.  Every one of them was an automatic calling system – no actual people were involved.  The amounts of money involved were relatively small – generally a few hundred dollars or less – but you'd never guess that from the assertiveness of the calls.  Very obnoxious, they were.  Worse, from my perspective, is that generally these calls came at 9 or 10 pm – when I was in bed and asleep.

Getting those calls to go away took roughly 10 hours of my time, mostly waiting on hold for an actual human to get on the line and get me off their list.  I discovered that the only reliable way to get a human on the line was to press “3” (or whatever) to indicate that I was ready to pay immediately.  That worked – in seconds I'd be connected to someone who wanted my credit card number :)   Once that happened, I generally managed to get connected to someone who could wipe me out of their system.  It took over 4 months to get rid of them all.

What a pain!

NPR has a good story about how these collection agencies actually work...

The lunatic fringe of the Internet...

The lunatic fringe of the Internet ... has sprouted a new branch: those who think that ISIS is a creation of the CIA.  I love how these conspiracy theorists believe that a “secret” known to thousands of people could be kept secret.  The chances of that are so remote that I am confident in dismissing without deeper investigation any theory that has that “feature” as an element of it...

“Here’s what is disturbing: to think this is one of Washington’s wise men.”

“Here’s what is disturbing: to think this is one of Washington’s wise men.”  Peggy Noonan on Leon Panetta's Worthy Fights.  Another paragraph:
Leon Panetta’s “Worthy Fights” pretends to offer answers to a problem of which the book is actually an example—the mindless (as opposed to thoughtful and constructive) partisanship that has seized Washington. This memoir of his years as a successful political and bureaucratic player is obnoxious and lacks stature. Reading a comparable book, Robert Gates ’s recent, stinging memoir, you could see through the lines a broken heart. In Mr. Panetta’s you see mostly spleen.
I don't think Peggy likes either Panetta or his book :)

People are awesome...

People are awesome...  I love these videos (but I turn the volume down to eliminate the music)!  The right-hand video has a couple of stunts in it that were later shown to be fake (like the one where a guy appears to be walking on water), but never mind that – the rest of the stunts more than make up for that faux pas...


Friday, October 10, 2014

Fine sand...

Fine sand ... at 60x magnification...

Color laser printing...

Color laser printing...  Below are two views of a laser-printed photo of Miki (our youngest field spaniel).  The photo was taken when he was a tiny puppy.  I'm using this photo on our address labels, which I printed on an HP CP4025 color laser printer.  At left is a view at 5x magnification, and even at this low magnification you can easily see the pixelization in the rendering.  You can also see the precision (1200 DPI) with which the printer renders text.  At right is a view at 60x (it's of Miki's right eye in the photo), and now you can see how each color is produced from the printer's three primary colors...


Early morning in Paradise...

Early morning in Paradise...  This was taken from our place, looking east to our neighbor's place across the road...

Barn: last of the roof, and stairway...

Barn: last of the roof, and stairway...  Yesterday the last section of the roof was sheathed, and the stairway to the second floor finished.  This morning the roofers showed up, and they're going to put the underlayment on the barn today.  This will waterproof it until the steel roof goes on.  Then on Monday they're going to start ripping the old roof off our house, in preparation for its new steel roof.

The roofer and I calculated today that the barn would have about 5 tons of steel roof on it when finished, and the house about 2 tons.  Seven tons of steel between us and the elements.  I'm ok with that :)

The builders are going to “house-wrap” the barn today with a Tyvek wrapper.  This will weatherproof the entire barn until they get the siding on.  They're hoping to get a framing inspection done today, while they're installing windows and doors...


Lunar eclipse as seen from Mercury...

Lunar eclipse as seen from Mercury...  The MESSENGER robotic explorer orbiting the inner planet Mercury aimed it's cameras at the Earth/moon system during the recent lunar eclipse.  It took several sequential still photos, which NASA turned into this short video.  The Earth is in the center, and the moon to the right.  Awesome!

Annie loves me...

Annie loves me...  This is our neighbor's dog, a mixed-breed girl who delights in chasing birds (without any success) and voles (at which she is a consummate expert).  Her family doesn't give her any treats, so when I first offered her a Milk-Bone, she was hesitant.  Those days are long gone :)  Now when I call her, even if she's hundreds of yards away, she comes running for her treat.  Yesterday, just before I took these photos, she was running around me in big circles, maybe 50' in radius, at full speed, just chock full of energy and Milk-Bone induced happiness.  She's become my substitute canine companion until our mutts finally get their mutt-butts up here...

Busted 'em in the Cheops...

Busted 'em in the Cheops...  The Rosetta robotic comet explorer is now in an orbit just 6 miles (10 km) from the surface of Comet 67P.  The photo at right shows a “boulder” the team has dubbed “Cheops” sitting on an otherwise quite smooth surface.  They don't know (yet) what the artifact is actually made of – it's more likely frozen gasses of some kind (methane, for instance) though it could actually be rock.  Rosetta's spectrograph and other instruments will figure this out over time...