Unbearably Romantic...

Via my mom:

The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.  The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

(Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?)

It's Not About the Nail...

Via reader and friend Doug W.


Debbie left the room while it was playing, shaking her head and saying “She has to get that nail out!”