Saturday, September 18, 2010

Kew Gardens...

Then I entered Kew Gardens, grumbling a bit to myself about the price of the ticket (£13.50, or about $21).  At the end of the day, I was feeling that the ticket was a bargain, and I didn't mind a bit paying it again tomorrow – as I've decided not to go to the British Museum, as originally planned, but to instead spend a second day at the Kew Gardens.  They are just too beautiful to miss.

I spent a little over 6 hours today wandering around about a third of the Kew Gardens' area (though I did hit most of the “highlights” called out on the map).  It was simply awesome.  In almost every case, for any individual collection on display, it's the equal or better of any arborteum or garden I've ever seen.   Just about the only exceptions I can think of are Wrigley's succulent collection and Quail Gardens South African collection.  Now I certainly haven't been to every arboretum and garden in America, so I could be missing some other great ones.  But I also haven't seen all of the Kew Gardens collection on display – and that's just the collection on display.  They have much more, their literature says, in their propagation and nursery facilities.  But here's the real point to consider: every collection I've seen at Kew is world class.  They're not just specializing, like the Wrigley Gardens on Catalina Island.  They do this across the board.

And in some cases, what they do I'm pretty sure isn't equalled anywhere else.  For example, they have an awesome collection of arctic and sub-arctic dwarf plants.  How do they manage to do that in London, which is about 10 inches above sea level?  Why, they build a refrigerated and dehumidified glasshouse!  I'm not kidding, they really did!  Another example: they have a collection of tree ferns (Australian and Pacific) that makes you think you're walking around in one of the tree fern forests of Hawai'i.  Some of the tree ferns are 30 feet high.  How'd they do that in London?  You guessed it – a glasshouse that is heated and humidified to make the tree ferns happy.  I've visited three glasshouses so far.  One of them is a collection of glasshouses all adjacent to one another, each with a different climate inside.  In the space of a few minutes, you walk from tropical rainforest to temperate desert.

My favorite part so far is their rock garden.  Saying it like that evokes an image of a wall or two, nicely planted.  Uh, no.  Try two to three acres of immaculately laid out rock gardens, planted and labeled in loving detail, complete with lovely paths, water features, etc.  I could easily spend an entire day in that rock garden (and I may just do so tomorrow!).  It is simply gorgeous; a magnificent feat of horticultural art and a display of science at the same time.  A not-to-be-missed tour de force.

And there's so much more, too much to describe in detail here.  Some highlights, though.  There are benches and picnic tables located in attractive spots all over the grounds.  There is an elevated walkway in a patch of forest; you climb a spiral staircase and then you're in the treetops – and you can walk around amongst them.  Two of the glasshouses have an elevated walk high up.  Again, you take a spiral staircase to get up there, then you're walking around in the canopy of a tropical rainforest.  There's a beautiful small lake, landscaped all round, surrounded by an expansive park with beautiful large tree specimens and grassy prospects.  Birds are abundant throughout the park, including geese, swans, many songbirds, and (most unexpectedly) green parrots.  Oh, I could go on and on, but I'll stop.  Here's the photos.  Please forgive the technical crappiness – I don't have my real camera with me; these were all taken with a crackberry's primitive claims-to-be-camera.  Click to enlarge, as usual...

Walking to Kew Gardens...

This morning we had mostly clear blue skies (not necessarily what you'd expect in these parts) and a lovely brisk air.  I'd already decided to go to Kew Gardens today.  These gardens are just north of Richmond, within walking distance of my hotel.

So I set off down the River Thames, just as I'd walked to our offices the previous couple of days.  This time, though, I kept right on trekkin' – about two miles, in all, from my hotel.  This took me around a bight in the river, to one of the Kew Gardens' entrances.  I had the trail nearly to myself – just a few joggers and bicyclists around that early in the morning.  These photos are some sights along the way...

Friday, September 17, 2010

Morning Walk...

This morning I took a bit longer walk, a mile and a half or so, down from Richmond Hill to the shore of the Thames, and then east to Water Road before heading into town to our offices there.  These were all taken along the way.  I particularly enjoyed the yews and chestnuts, and the waterfowl (geese and swans) flying low on the water.  As usual, click to enlarge:

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Excited Democrats...

A couple of days ago, accompanied by breathless, hyperbolic press releases, the Democratic Party let us know why they've been so excited: they have a new logo (at right).

Yup, a new logo.  And it's not even a good one.

Talk about fiddling while the city burns!

But over at IMAO, someone has recognized the source of this logo – they'd seen it before.  Go see the picture – but don't miss the comments, as they're the best part!

Quote of the Day...

From this story:
Jersey sucks so much it actually vacuumed a guy out of his airline seat.
Now I have to worry about just flying over New Jersey!

Best Photo Caption of the Day...

Via Dave H.:

Conference Over...

Our user conference is over, and it was a nice success.  The attendees seemed to be very happy with their experience, and all of us participating had the sense that we had actually done something useful for our customers, our prospective customers, and our partners.  The video below is a highlight reel that someone put together; it runs about two minutes.  I have a (very) brief appearance in it (and I never saw the camera!).





Yesterday afternoon I took a taxi from central London to Richmond-upon-Thames, where our company's U.K. offices are.  My hotel is up on Richmond Hill, where there's a famous view over the Thames.  The photos below are a few I took (with my cell phone) on my walk from the hotel to our offices this morning.  As usual, click to enlarge...

Monday, September 13, 2010

Gangster Government...

Michael Barone is not happy with Kathleen Sibelius – and Michael Barone is well-armed with a wit and a podium:
"Congress shall make no law," reads the First Amendment, "abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press."

Sebelius' approach is different: "zero tolerance" for dissent.

The threat to use government regulation to destroy or harm someone's business because they disagree with government officials is thuggery. Like the Obama administration's transfer of money from Chrysler bondholders to its political allies in the United Auto Workers, it is a form of gangster government.
Mr. Barone is a well-known conservative voice, one I've often cited before. Most of the time he's quite detached from the political fray, more a reliable and well-informed observer than a participant. But this year, for whatever the reason, he's been more and more a participant – to the Republican Party's great advantage. Go read the whole thing.

Jerry vs. Meg...

I don't know enough about Meg Whitman to know whether she's someone I'd really like to have for governor.  In particular I don't know how likely it is that she could be a Christie-like reformer in the Golden State.  But one thing I do know: in a choice between a re-run of Governor Moonbeam (aka Jerry Brown) and her, voting for her is a complete no-brainer.  I'd vote for Nancy f'in Pelosi over Gerry Brown, and I'm not kidding. 

So when I saw this Meg Whitman ad on YouTube, I couldn't help but smile...

On the Other Side of the Pond...

My flight to the U.K. took me first through O'Hare (Chicago), then to Heathrow (in London).  The last leg was a redeye, which normally I dread for the simple reason that I can't sleep.  This time, for reasons I'll probably never know, I actually did sleep – I got four hours or so of body-nourishing, honest-to-goodness sleep.  So when I arrived in Heathrow at 8 am, I was only about 50% dead, instead of the usual 90% dead.  A huge improvement!

After a long taxi ride to my hotel, I staggered into the lobby to get my room, where I planned to take a shower and sleep for approximately 20 hours.  This was not to be, as at 8 am the hotel doesn't actually have any rooms available.  Ack!  I had to wait until after noon before one was ready, and I had a 6 pm dinner with colleages.  Oh, well.  I got a little sleep before we all went out for a fine dinner at a Malaysian restaurant.  That was yesterday.  Today I slept in until almost 10 am, had a nice big British breakfast, and set off to do some work (I had to make the presentation I'll be giving on Thursday).  Now that's done, it's 7 pm over here, and I'm headed for bed again.

The photo above is of my room.  In the background is a very large piece of art (at least, I think that's what the hotel would assert it was) that I'm still struggling to decipher.  You can't really see it, but below that wig-looking thing is something that appears to be a glass vase.  There's also some sort of a projection near the top of the wig-looking thing that goes off out-of-picture to the left.  My current theory is that it's a picture of a rather bad wig sitting on a bracket projecting from an unseen wall to the left, and the wig just happens to be draped over a glass vase.  But I'm open for better suggestions, should you have them.

In the foreground is my Kindle DX, with one of it's “screen-saver” portraits showing (in this case, Virginia Woolf).  Thanks to my Kindle, my travel reading on this trip did not require me to carry 20 pounds of books with me (I read quickly).  Just my little Kindle, small and easy to carry, the perfect size for reading on the plane or in the terminal.  Or in the hotel, for that matter.  I love my Kindle! 

Friday, September 10, 2010

Slow Blogging Alert...

No, I haven't disappeared off the face of the earth.  There's a mundane explanation, I'm afraid...  I've been getting ready for a trip to our company's European User Conference (K10 EMEA), which starts on Monday in London.  I'm leaving for the U.K. tomorrow morning, and I'll be abroad until the 30th.  You'll hear from me occasionally during this time, and hopefully I'll even have some photos and video to share. 

I'm making four presentations at the conference, and the following week I'll be visiting with a number of our customers and prospects.  Most of the conversations I'm having revolve around a new product we're introducing in our Fall 2010 release (coming on October 1st).  This new product is called "Runbook Automation", and my team is responsible for it now (a broader team of people developed it to the point it's at now; our job is to improve and extend it).  I'll be busy!

Monday, September 6, 2010

Small Fire in Jamul...

Yesterday afternoon, according to news reports, a car rolled over near the junction of Honey Springs Road and State 94 (a few miles south of Jamul town).  The cameras on Lyons Peak caught this, taking one frame of the movie below every 60 seconds.  CAL FIRE was all over this, and had it out within a few hours.  It was contained to about 20 acres.  News reports said that 150 men, a dozen or so pieces of equipment, and several aircraft were involved.  Great work, all!



Not Much of a Head...

Via my mom:

Color Movie of Japanese Surrender in WWII...

Best Political Ad Evah!

Assuming you're a fan of Young Frankenstein...




You can contribute to Mattie Fein here.  I'm inclined to support any politician with the absence of pomposity and sense of humor that she's demonstrating...

Sunday, September 5, 2010

An Old Sea Story...

Via my mom:
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise"Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

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Couldn't Have Happened...

...to a more deserving guy:
Add Jesse Jackson’s ride to prominent vehicles being stripped in Detroit.

Following the embarrassing news that Mayor Dave Bing’s GMC Yukon was hijacked by criminals this week, Detroit’s Channel 7 reports that the Reverend’s Caddy Escalade SUV was stolen and stripped of its wheels while he was in town last weekend with the UAW’s militant President Bob King leading the “Jobs, Justice, and Peace” march promoting government-funded green jobs.

Read that again: Jackson’s Caddy SUV was stripped while he was in town promoting green jobs.

Add Jesse to the Al Gore-Tom Friedman-Barack Obama School of Environmental Hypocrisy. While preaching to Americans that they need to cram their families into hybrid Priuses to go shopping for compact fluorescent light bulbs to save the planet, they themselves continue to live large.

“We need an economy that creates employment that can't be shipped overseas,” the Green Rev wrote for CNN about the march. “Home-grown American labor will be installing windmills and solar panels. A green economy is not an abstract concept.”

Well, its certainly abstract to Jesse, but I digress.

“Even now, the only sector of the economy that has seen job growth during the recession is the green job sector. Time is of the essence.”

Actually, time long ago passed Detroit by because Jesse’ favored government mpg mandates and UAW wages stripped the Big Three’s ability to compete against non-union transplants. These jobs were real – unlike the artificial, government subsidized green jobs he shakes down the feds for today.

Real jobs produced big, profitable SUVs like the one Jesse prefers to ride in. His SUV has been stripped by thugs – a fitting metaphor for what Jesse and his pals have done to the auto industry for the last 35 years.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Cowboy Fire: Update (Looking Good)...

As of the latest CDF report, the Cowboy Fire is 62% contained, and just over 800 acres in size.  The map at right (click to enlarge) shows satellite thermal imaging data, giving a more precise location than I was able to do yesterday.  One interesting point for those of us living out here: the area that burned hasn't burned over in over thirty years.

The black shaded areas had fire within the past 48 hours, the orange within the past 24; these data are from MODIS satellites.  The red dot is from a different satellite, showing the presence of fire within the past 12 hours.  MODIS has a spatial resolution of about 1 kilometer, so those overlapping circles are far from precise – really all they can do is show you approximately where the fire was.  In particular, it does NOT mean that the entire shaded area burned, or that nothing out side the shaded areas burned...

Roof Update: Almost Done!

Look at that!  Our house has a nice, red roof – and it's all done except for a couple of little details, plus the gutters.  Chris and his boys have done a really nice job on our new roof.  We've especially appreciated the straightforward communications – they tell us what they're going to do, when they're going to do it, and then they do what they told us.  If this seems like a little thing to appreciate, then I'll bet you don't have very much experience with contractors!