Monday, October 12, 2015

At the cannibal cafe...

At the cannibal cafe...  Via my brother Scott:
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
  • Tourist: $5.00
  • Broiled Missionary: $10.00
  • Fried Explorer: $15.00
  • Baked Democrat/Liberal or Republican/Conservative: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?  They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
Yes, indeed, though I confess myself impressed with the cook being able to clean them in just one morning...

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