A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...Yes, indeed, though I confess myself impressed with the cook being able to clean them in just one morning...
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"
- Tourist: $5.00
- Broiled Missionary: $10.00
- Fried Explorer: $15.00
- Baked Democrat/Liberal or Republican/Conservative: $100.00
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
Monday, October 12, 2015
At the cannibal cafe...
At the cannibal cafe... Via my brother Scott: