Negotiating with Obama...

Negotiating with Obama...  I've seen this before, but I don't think I've posted it.  Via my Macified, pistol-packing, big Scrabble word making mama:

Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game.

--Vladimir Putin

Now Snopes tells me that Putin didn't actually say this, and the pigeon chess meme has been floating around for at least 10 years.  But no matter – it's completely plausible that Putin would say this.  Fake, but real!