Putin didn't actually say this...

Putin didn't actually say this.  But it sure has that ring of truth to it, doesn't it?

Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon.  The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game.

This little story has been around for a long time.  This site attributes it to a commenter on Amazon – same story, different protagonists. 

I like this version better.  Via my lovely bride...