Sunday, June 9, 2013

The Scot vs. the Greek...

Via my mom, who notes that I have a lot of Scottish blood running through my veins:
The wit of the Scots

A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbucks cafe discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we Greeks built the Parthenon" and arched his eyebrows.

The Scotsman replies, "Well…it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

The Scotsman, nodding in agreement says, "Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars."

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!"

The Scotsman replies,“Aye, Aye that is true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to the women!"

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