Thursday, July 19, 2012

Hope and Change, Proverb Edition...

Via Jim M.  Old, obsolete proverb:
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and … you feed him for a lifetime.
New proverb, inspired by Obama's hope and change:
Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of unemployment checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs, contraceptives, and designer Air Jordan shoes … and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.

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