Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Cannibal...

Via my cousin Mike D.:
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

    Tourist:                                   $5.00
    Broiled  Missionary:                      $10.00
    Fried  Explorer:                          $15.00
    Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:    $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!"
Sounds right to me!

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