A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....Sounds right to me!
Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!"