One Liner of the Day

James Taranto notes this news story:

“Tour de France winner Floyd Landis denied on Thursday taking performance-enhancing drugs during the race and said he would fight to clear his name after testing positive for the male sex hormone testosterone,” Reuters reports.

And makes this quip:

Only the French would consider the presence of testosterone in a man’s system suspicious.

Ooooh…how I wish I’d thought of that!