Seen in an ad...

Seen in an ad...  This appears in a free classified ad hosted by a local news web site.  The news site is trying to provide a useful service to its audience, but this kind of leech is taking advantage of it.  What makes me most sad about this is that ads for ludicrous, obviously fraudulent products like this must occasionally work – there's no other reason why anyone would bother to place them.  Most likely the person they do work with is the kind of person you'd least like to be victim to it: the elderly or weak of mind.  I've redacted the contact information, as I don't want to give this despicable parasite any additional exposure...

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