Friday, April 24, 2015

Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...

Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton...  Via my pistol-packing mama:
  • Mexican tap water
  • A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
  • OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
  • A fart when I have diarrhea
  • An elevator ride with Ray Rice
  • Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
  • Michael Jackson's Doctor
  • An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
  • A Palestinian on a motorcycle
  • Gas station sushi
  • A Jimmy Carter economic plan
  • Brian Williams news reports
  • Loch Ness monster sightings
  • Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
  • Bill Clinton interviewing for an intern
I'll add a few of my own:
  • Obama's economic policies
  • Eric Holder's prosecutorial judgment
  • Harry Reid's trustworthiness
  • Nancy Pelosi's bipartisanship
  • Greek bonds
  • New York Times' editorials
  • Iranian nuclear development
  • Putin's intentions

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