Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker – Billy Connolly:My mom's ancestors were Scots...
“If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?”
Saturday, October 4, 2014
My mom sends me things...
My mom sends me things... Most recently this one, with the comment “This observation should have been made eons ago!”
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So I saw Billy Connolly live in Sydney, Australia about 100 years ago. He came on stage and said he was going to only tell 3 jokes. A couple of hours later, after side splitting hilarity, he told the 3rd joke. Along the way he spoke of growing up in the tenements in Scotland. People were concerned for him in those years and he often heard, "Oh your pooor child." He looked out at the audience with a devilish grin and said, "It was fooking greaat!"
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