Not quite as she remembered them...

Not quite as she remembered them...  My mom sent me a little collection of slightly revised fairy tales.  I tracked down the source, which includes both the original and the revised versions.  Here's one example:

Georgie Porgy

Original version:

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
But when the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgy ran away.

Revised version:

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.