Saturday, September 21, 2013

Guess what I got today?  My mom sends me things:
I wanted to let you all know that earlier today I received my “Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack” from the White House.

It contained:
  • A parachute
  • An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
  • A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
  • A 'Blame Boehner' poster
  • A 'Tax the Rich' banner
  • An application for unemployment
  • An application for food stamps
  • A prayer rug
  • A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
  • And if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass..
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.

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